Monday, July 13, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Actor Brought A Working Girl To His Summer Movie Premiere?
11:15PM Richard Lawson | Today we have an actor who cheated at college, an Irish coke fiend, a bad celebrity spokeslady, an actor who brought a hooker to a movie premiere, a May-December romance, and an actress who’s really into other women’s gams. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Kinky Sex Life Of Eva Longoria
10:33PM the cajun boy | Eva Longoria is delightfully kinky, Leo DiCaprio is cruising for new tail, Lily Allen proclaims her desire to bone a rocker, Victoria Beckham is taking acting classes, Emma Watson and Robert Pattinson are “just friends,” and Demi hits the beach. More »
Online
Bloggers Just Selling Out All Over The Place
9:31PM the cajun boy | Oh those damn bloggers! They’re out there, and they’re ruining everything. They’re pushing things on their dumb blogs that they’re being secretly compensated to shill for. They must be destroyed! More »
Print
Times Scribe Graphically Exposes Affair-Having Friend
5:36PM the cajun boy | So earlier we were innocently reading the Sunday New York Times, happily taking in your typical “Times writer has lunch with affair-having friend” Magazine article, when things got a little, uh, disgusting. More »
People
Blog Asks: ‘How Will Michael Jackson Appear In Heaven?’
3:59PM the cajun boy | Since Michael Jackson died you’ve probably lost sleep wondering, “I wonder what he’d have looked like if he hadn’t f-ed himself all up with plastic surgery?” Well now, thanks to the work of some forensic artists, you can know. More »
Print
WaPo Ombudsman Calls His Newspaper A Dirty Whore, Basically
2:47PM the cajun boy | Recently the Washington Post has taken a beating for attempting to sell access to its newsroom via fancy, elistist “salons.” The New York Times has been positively giddy over it. Now the Post’s ombudsman has spoken. More »
Big Screen
Harry Potter’s PR Strategy: Charm The Kids
7:00AM Foster Kamer | Are the young Harry Potter actors not the best? They are, because they’re not ridiculous celebrity assholes, instead choosing acting in Broadway shows, going to Ivy League schools, and throwing down the charm offensive on young 11 year-old reporters. Seriously: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
