Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Harry Potter Star Prefers Broomstick To Snitch?
11:15PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a singing celebrity who puts on lip gloss, a “magical actor” who we’re assuming to be from Harry Potter who’s into boys, a thing about B+/minus people and the C+ people they love, and Michael Jackson. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing To Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
10:27PM the cajun boy | Lilo stole the formula for her spray-tan product and passed on a starring role in The Hangover, Britney Spears visits the Eiffel Tower, Mischa Barton’s wisdom teeth are making her bloated and Megan Fox steps out in an Armani dress. More »
Print
Small Town Newspaper Intern Canned For Plagiarising New York Times
4:22PM the cajun boy | An intern at the Colorado Springs Gazette has been fired for lifting passages from the New York Times and placing them in stories she wrote for the newspaper. More »
Small Screen
Bill O’Reilly: MJ Isn’t A Black Icon Because He Had White Kids
4:10PM the cajun boy | Ah Bill O’Reilly. God bless him. Tonight he opened his show stating that Michael Jackson’s family should be left alone and allowed to grieve. Naturally, he then turned right around and ripped Jackson to shreds for everything imaginable. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:55PM Jess McGuire | Like most things I decide will become regular features on Defamer Australia, Twitter Update Of The Day will probably only happen the once and then it’ll disappear from our lives forever. Neverthless! Occasionally I stumble across sheer 140 characters or less brilliance on that damn social media site, and I felt I should share those moments with you, my most beloved “peeps”. More »
Twitter Update Of The Day
3:55PM Jess McGuire | Like most things I decide will become regular features on Defamer Australia, Twitter Update Of The Day will probably only happen the once and then it’ll disappear from our lives forever. Neverthless! Occasionally I stumble across sheer 140 characters or less brilliance on that damn social media site, and I felt I should share those moments with you, my most beloved “peeps”. More »
Music
1:46PM Jess McGuire | Obviously his break up with Katie Price means that the past couple of months has been rather difficult for Peter Andre, but here’s some news that ought to cheer him up – he’s landed a new record deal, huzzah! Well, huzzah for him, not for the listening public. More »
Peter Andre Has A New Record Deal
1:46PM Jess McGuire | Obviously his break up with Katie Price means that the past couple of months has been rather difficult for Peter Andre, but here’s some news that ought to cheer him up – he’s landed a new record deal, huzzah! Well, huzzah for him, not for the listening public. More »
Online
12:40PM Jess McGuire | Remember when MySpace used to be the place to find Lindsay Lohan expressing herself freely? Why, she even wrote blog entries on MySpazz about how much she loved My Spazz. More »
Lindsay Lohan’s Certainly Excited About Something
12:40PM Jess McGuire | Remember when MySpace used to be the place to find Lindsay Lohan expressing herself freely? Why, she even wrote blog entries on MySpazz about how much she loved My Spazz. More »
Radio
12:01PM Jess McGuire | You may have heard yesterday that Peter Helliar and Myf Warhurst’s Triple M breakfast show on Melbourne radio was cancelled after scoring its lowest ratings yet in the latest Nielsen survey. Someone must be very busy today removing giant billboards around the city… More »
Triple M Cancel Pete & Myf’s Breakfast Show
12:01PM Jess McGuire | You may have heard yesterday that Peter Helliar and Myf Warhurst’s Triple M breakfast show on Melbourne radio was cancelled after scoring its lowest ratings yet in the latest Nielsen survey. Someone must be very busy today removing giant billboards around the city… More »
Small Screen
‘A Human Instrument Has Gone Extinct’
11:44AM the cajun boy | Ha! Our poor video team slaved away all day pulling clips from the Michael Jackson memorial service and put a funny exclamation point on it all with a couple of compilation videos featuring television commentators’ desperate search for words. More »
Small Screen
11:37AM Jess McGuire | For someone who didn’t watch the whole series, I certainly found myself gripped by the Australia’s Next Top Model final last night! And didn’t it have it all? Montages, Mauboys, blood… Yeah, that’s right. I said blood. More »
Tahnee Atkinson Is Australia’s Next Top Model
11:37AM Jess McGuire | For someone who didn’t watch the whole series, I certainly found myself gripped by the Australia’s Next Top Model final last night! And didn’t it have it all? Montages, Mauboys, blood… Yeah, that’s right. I said blood. More » 