Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which A-List Actress Attacked A Party Guest After He Insulted Her?
11:16PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a secretly drunken actor, a coked-out famous guy, an actress who just about up and hit a dude, and an actress with, like, a really really bad sunburn. No joke. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Robert Pattinson Knocked Up Kristen Stewart – Allegedly
10:17PM the cajun boy | Twilight’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney’s sporting a new “spare tire,” Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More »
Small Screen
8:23PM the cajun boy | Television reporters set up shop outside the Jackson family home in Encino. Los Angeles is going to spontaneously combust today. Mark my works. (AP/Jason Redmond)
They Never Can Say Goodbye
8:23PM the cajun boy | Television reporters set up shop outside the Jackson family home in Encino. Los Angeles is going to spontaneously combust today. Mark my works. (AP/Jason Redmond)
Small Screen
CNN Solves The Mystery Of Michael Jackson’s Ghost
5:36PM the cajun boy | Have you heard about the appearance of Michael Jackson’s ghost during Larry King’s broadcast from Neverland last Thursday? Plenty of America’s most staggering dipshits saw it, so CNN devoted an entire segment on King’s show tonight to solving the mystery. More »
Music
4:59PM Jess McGuire | I was watching the end of Rove on Sunday night and managed to catch the performance of rock wunderkinds Short Stack. As I am a 28 year old woman, I was totally unfamiliar with their work, but I am told by reliable sources that the band is hugely popular with teenage girls. More »
Short Stack’s Appearance On Rove
4:59PM Jess McGuire | I was watching the end of Rove on Sunday night and managed to catch the performance of rock wunderkinds Short Stack. As I am a 28 year old woman, I was totally unfamiliar with their work, but I am told by reliable sources that the band is hugely popular with teenage girls. More »
Small Screen
4:06PM Jess McGuire | No, really – I want to know! Beings sans cable television and having trivia hosting responsibilities means I am completely out of the loop when it comes to ANTM, although I am currently housesitting a place with Foxtel and will watch the finale when I get home tonight. More »
Who Is Going To Win Australia’s Next Top Model?
4:06PM Jess McGuire | No, really – I want to know! Beings sans cable television and having trivia hosting responsibilities means I am completely out of the loop when it comes to ANTM, although I am currently housesitting a place with Foxtel and will watch the finale when I get home tonight. More »
Online
Newspaper Argues That The Internet Is Even Killing The Internet
3:06PM the cajun boy | The Independent has a massive piece today on YouTube and how, despite having close to 350 million users worldwide per month, it’s set to lose almost half a billion dollars this year. And it’s all your fault, naturally. More »
Big Screen
2:00PM Jess McGuire | According to the know-it-alls at Holy Moly, recent stories in the press about Ron Weasley having swine flu are complete rubbish – it’s just a very naughty way for the folks behind the Harry Potter movie franchise to grab some media attention before the premiere of the latest film. Sounds desperate, doesn’t it? But remember, the world is pretty obsessed with Michael Jackson right now, and desperate publicity times call for desperate publicity measures… More »
Rupert Grint Does NOT Have Swine Flu
2:00PM Jess McGuire | According to the know-it-alls at Holy Moly, recent stories in the press about Ron Weasley having swine flu are complete rubbish – it’s just a very naughty way for the folks behind the Harry Potter movie franchise to grab some media attention before the premiere of the latest film. Sounds desperate, doesn’t it? But remember, the world is pretty obsessed with Michael Jackson right now, and desperate publicity times call for desperate publicity measures… More »
Small Screen
1:16PM Jess McGuire | Channel Ten weatherman Tim Bailey had some problems last night when a live cross to the studio ended with Tim begging for mercy from some crazed girls. There is nothing else you need to know, just watch the damn video. More »
Tim Bailey Attacked By Crazed Girls!
1:16PM Jess McGuire | Channel Ten weatherman Tim Bailey had some problems last night when a live cross to the studio ended with Tim begging for mercy from some crazed girls. There is nothing else you need to know, just watch the damn video. More »
People
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney is going to be jealous as hell about news Prince William is planning on visiting Australia next year – and he’s heading straight to Melbourne rather than the harbour city. More »
Melbourne Attracting More Than Just Hollywood Royalty
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney is going to be jealous as hell about news Prince William is planning on visiting Australia next year – and he’s heading straight to Melbourne rather than the harbour city. More » 