Monday, July 6, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Celebrity Chef Uses Laxatives To Stay Skinny?
11:16PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a cranky author who wants Page Six to write about him more, a celebrity chef who’s only skinny because she poops a lot, and a reformed drinker who’s very cautious about relapsing. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Robert Pattinson Hates New York And Its Women
9:52PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson thinks New York women are crazy, Lady Gaga gets naked in a London club, Michael Bay puts Megan Fox in the corner, Josh Duhamel is an arse man, Russell Crowe throws another public hissy-fit and Rihanna’s boob falls out. More »
Online
Where Were You When Mediaite Launched?
6:38PM the cajun boy | At around 1:30am Eastern time, Dan Abrams’ Mediaite, his “Huffington Post meets Gawker” website, went live. We’ve been trying to take a look at it, but it keeps going down. Ah, growing pains! More »
Music
12:15PM Jess McGuire | It’s been a while since we checked in on Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s Facebook activity. But today the multi-talented lady wrote a new Facebook note for her gazillion (5000 MAX!) fans, and I wanted to share it with you. More »
BassBook Watch: Natalie Is A Furry!
12:15PM Jess McGuire | It’s been a while since we checked in on Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s Facebook activity. But today the multi-talented lady wrote a new Facebook note for her gazillion (5000 MAX!) fans, and I wanted to share it with you. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
10:27AM Jess McGuire | Inspired by my earlier insanity – STATIIIIOOOOOOOOOOON! – here’s a Brokeback parody featuring Bill & Ted. Can’t believe I never saw it back when Brokeback parodies were all the rage! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
10:27AM Jess McGuire | Inspired by my earlier insanity – STATIIIIOOOOOOOOOOON! – here’s a Brokeback parody featuring Bill & Ted. Can’t believe I never saw it back when Brokeback parodies were all the rage! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:01AM Jess McGuire | Do you ever see or hear something, and a little lightbulb goes off in your brain and you’re like “Oh man, there’s a joke that can be made here! What is it though? What the hell is it??” Sucks, huh? Making up gags is difficult at the best of times, and some days the words necessary to form the little buggers just refuse to come together in your brain, and so comic magic sadly slips through ones fingers… More »
Dreadful Jokes In Pictorial Form (Part I)
9:01AM Jess McGuire | Do you ever see or hear something, and a little lightbulb goes off in your brain and you’re like “Oh man, there’s a joke that can be made here! What is it though? What the hell is it??” Sucks, huh? Making up gags is difficult at the best of times, and some days the words necessary to form the little buggers just refuse to come together in your brain, and so comic magic sadly slips through ones fingers… More »
Online
5:57AM Foster Kamer | Well, looks like someone at TMZ knows what an Arthur Miller is. Not sure what’s worse: the headline, or that I’d probably consider it. Full Billy Mays sadness after the jump so you don’t have to look at TMZ. More »
A View From The Sludge
5:57AM Foster Kamer | Well, looks like someone at TMZ knows what an Arthur Miller is. Not sure what’s worse: the headline, or that I’d probably consider it. Full Billy Mays sadness after the jump so you don’t have to look at TMZ. More »
People
Katie Holmes And The Cosmic Confidentiality Agreements
5:15AM Foster Kamer | What’s the Kraziest TomKat in Hollywood up to these days? According to an Australian news report, making local film crews sign Don’t Ask Us About Scientology agreements on the set of Holmes’ new movie, for one thing. More »
Print
Time Magazine Staffing Assignments To People’s Sloppy Seconds
3:30AM Foster Kamer | There’re legions of uber-qualified writers who aren’t employed right now due to the Sad State of Media. Funny, then, that Time Inc. hired a once-shitcanned People bureau chief accused of bad staff practices (nepotism, intern bedding) at their flagship, Time. More »
Music
