Who Are The Tomcat Brothers Making The Hollywood Rounds?
Today we have a pair of brother ladykillers, a starlet with some eating issues, a comedian who has to pay his new assistant an exorbitant amount of money just so they’ll stay, and a vainglorious reality star.
1) “Which old-school pair of actor brothers constantly tag-team at parties, picking up the youngest girls they can find?” [NYDN]
2) “Which Hollywood starlet left fans gagging into their champagne flutes as she scoffed mini burgers – then fled to the loos to bring them all up?” [Mirror]
3) “This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.” [CDaN]
4) “This reality girl thinks very highly of herself and her appearance. She honestly believes that other women look at her, envy everything about her, and want to be like her. She talks a lot about her vision of other women going to their salon and demanding her hairstyle by name, like a “Dorothy Hamil” or a “Farrah” or a “Rachel”, along with products to support that style. However, while there are many companies who are ready to profit from her high-profile lifestyle, she is really, really annoyed that there is not a single beauty or consumer goods company who wants to name a product line after her. Perhaps they are steering clear because there are at least a half dozen other things to which she should be attending right now – like her crumbling personal life.” [BlindGossip]
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@Bob Wiley: No, the only hard part of being Eddie's assistant is picking up the tranny prostitutes for him on the way back from the dry cleaners.
Question 4...Of course it is that ninny Kate Gosselin. And BTW T-Boz has been rocking that hairstyle (and looking way hotter doing it) long before Kate decided to get all 'edgy' on us with her new do!
Rosemary Compagnone Bellerive
1) Baldwins. Gotta be. Pick any two.
2) LiLo
3) So Ben Stiller.
4) Gotta be Kate. Which other reality idiot has a distinctive hairstyle? Paris' changes hourly along with her antibiotics.
Wannabeer
1. Sean and zombie Chris Penn
2. Kathy Bates
3. Jerry Lewis
4. die, Kate Gosselin.
Kate Gosselin is delusional. Please tell me there aren't really women who look to this train wreck as a style icon? She is the epitome of tacky.
gladys_kravitz
1. A couple of the Wayans brothers, maybe?
2. All of them.
3. Ben Stiller or Robin Williams (although he's not A-list)
4. Kate Gosselin
Surprises me that so many people guessed Ben Stiller right off. Not that you're wrong by any means, but I'd never heard rumors that he was difficult before. I guess it's not the most shocking thing in the world if it's true.
The idea that Will Ferrell might be a pouty prima donna does give me the sads, though. You're not J-Lo, Will! You play regular dudes in movies, now act like one in real life!
@skippywasserman: She's a reality girl?
@Rob Murphy: I see what you did there.
karts
@Rumpelstilskin: It's not Adam Sandler. He treats his employees really well. They LOVE working for him.
@heywhat: Agreed on all counts.
3 - Eddie Murphy
@IAmChuckBass: 4/4!
BenderingTimeV2
@amowls: No! Charlie is still with his Bachelor girlfriend! They said so on "After the Final Rose"!
Wait. What? I mean- who is Charlie O'Connell?
@AliHajiSheik: I hope not.
Rumpelstilskin
@Rumpelstilskin: He was super nice and friendly to everyone at the MO in Boston over memorial day weekend, he was driving himself around and playing with his kid without an assistant in sight so I can't picture him torturing an assitant.
AliHajiSheik
1. Owen and Luke Wilson
2. Lilo
3. Ben Stiller
4. Kate Gosselin
These were easy; I'm happy :)
3. Adam Sandler. Don't know if he's obnoxious but I sure hate the sight of him.
Rumpelstilskin
1. Owen and Luke Wilson
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Ben Stiller
4. The girl from the Hills
iamjustjules
@ratherbesleeping: I imagine him being exactly like his character in The Royal Tenenbaums.
CHARLIE AND JERRY OCONNELL FOR NUMBER 1
4. Susan Boyle?
@SaraRueful: #1 or the Carradines, Old Kung Fu School.
Kate Gosselin.
heywhat
#3 is totally Ben Stiller. Past allegations include assistants being run ragged trying to plan his wedding, which is a little above and beyond hold-my-water bottle.
That's not to say that other funnymen aren't total douchebags off camera, of course.
@ratherbesleeping: by courted i mean boned
ratherbesleeping
i knew a girl in college who was being courted by Owen Wilson while he was in town filming a movie and he would bring her giant joints like they were roses.
ratherbesleeping
#1. The Bridges Boys! Beau & Jeff are definitely old school & old [in Hollywood terms].
#3. Will Ferrell would be my guess.
He's A List, although I can't figure out why & the fact that he was Conan's first guest last night just adds to the item.
And every story on him is that he's a total diva & ass!
Greasy Thumb Guzik
How did I not think of Ben Stiller for #3? Makes total sense, in retrospect.@heywhat: How did I not think of Ben Stiller for #3? Makes total sense, in retrospect.
I'm with Ben Stiller for #3. As for #1, what if they really mean "old school" (as opposed to "Old School")? I'm thinking Jeff and Beau Bridges. BAD BOYS!
SaraRueful
1. Luke and Owen Wilson.
2. Don't know, don't wanna take time to think about it (which probably wouldn't help much, anyway).
3. Vince Vaughn? I've heard he's a pain in the ass to work with. Will Ferrel seems the obvious choice, but he doesn't seem that bad. I don't know.
4. Voldemort Gosselin.
@heywhat: Kate who?
1) Owen and Luke or the other Wilson
2) Lindsey
3) Mike Myers
4) Heidi Pratt
@heywhat: Agreed! Bravo!
remedymalahide
1. Luke and Owen Wilson.
2. All of them.
3. Ben Stiller.
4. Not even blind, Kate's backwards mullet.
heywhat
Well, 4 is Lohan, as covered elsewhere.
skippywasserman
#1 - Owen and Luke. I guess that means I am too old for you...sigh.
#1 has to be the Wilson brothers, because of the "old school" reference, which is clearly a clue. Remember Luke was in that movie.
Niall Lynch
@roxymilo: uh, and jerry just had twins with rebecca romajin?
k122n
@SnarkTwain: Totally not Chris Penn. He's been dead for three years.
Kolme
@nellicat: Good guess on Wayans bros.
Kolme
i.e. Ben Stiller. Maybe it was that he only would eat three m & m's at a time with tiny nibbling bites and yell at you if you watched, hmmm, is this how false rumors start?
In other bad news, John Cusack is horrible to everyone on set and James Spader is exactly like all of his characters-- lovably freaky.
pony_express
@ratherbesleeping: I just fell madly in love with Owen Wilson.
messybessy