Which Rock Singer Turned Her Glastonbury Portaloo Into A Coke Lair?
Today we have an actor with a too-big head, a riot grrl who turned her Glastonbury portapotty into a coke den, an actress with a secretly miserable marriage, and a nice one about charity and people and stuff.
1) “Which A-list actor has such a steamship-sized head that he needs to special-order his motorcycle helmets?” [NYDN]
2) “Which rocker put a padlock on her portaloo, dubbing it the ‘Glastonbury powder room’? She gave only her pals the code so they could use the cabin to chop-up and inhale several grams of marching powder.” [Mirror]
3) “This former A list and now a B- always movie actress always likes to pretend she has the perfect marriage. Whenever she does press for a new movie like she is now she always talks about how she and her husband do everything together and seems to forget they spend about two months a year together and those are the most miserable two months of the year. Oh, her husband is an A list writer.” [CDaN]
4) “These two actors were once co-stars in television and at least one movie. One is now A list and only does movies, while the other has dropped from an A list movie star to a B- list will take anything actor. Anyway, the two were at a charity sports event recently and at the event was an auction where someone could win a round of golf with the pair. Well, instead of just one winner, they surprised the audience by inviting everyone who bid on the item to play golf with them. They paid for everyone to play, a party after and gave a $US100,000 donation to the charity who had sponsored the original auction.” [CDaN]
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#1 has to be Jay Leno. he never was an A-List actor, but you would think his run on the Tonight Show would give him A-List status. and he likes the bikes.
@mexiback: Well add another one to the club, 7 3/4 here also! Totally agree with Travolta, was my thought too - Wild Hogs helmet.
Martiniman
Can someone else make the Dick joke so I don't have to?
cyruscope
@Heywoodjablome:
I loved the old Newhart show; but I REALLY want to see Mr. Newhard!
@CuffLinks:
Plus she's not an "always movie actress" having done lots of TV.
cyruscope
@jerusalemcricket:
Now if only I could figure out the fun, salacious ones. Oooh, discovered the secret golf philanthropists -- yeah, not so satisfying.
cyruscope
Brooke Shields is married to an a-list writer (Chris Henchy) but I don't know if she was ever an a-list movie actress. (And she's not a b-list one now....isn't doing movies)
CuffLinks
@DennyCrane: Peter Scolari was fantastic on Newhard.... loved him. Met him once (can't say where), and he was the sweetest guy.
Heywoodjablome
@jerusalemcricket: Hmmmm...Anthony Edwards? He was pretty big when he started ER, what with Top Gun and the Nerd movies. I don't think he would have been considered A list, but who knows.
@cyruscope: Aha, I'd forgotten about the other E/R. Elliott was in the Ocean's movies, so I think we have a winner.
jerusalemcricket
@Viggy: Sorry to shoot down your #4, but the Zeta-Jones-Douglases never co-starred in a TV show...
DahlELama
#4: George Clooney and Elliot Gould. Both starred in E/R (the first one from the 80s) and have been in Ocean's Ad Nauseum. And Gould definitely fits the "was an A list actor, now does what he can."
cyruscope
Why is #4 blind? I would want names released if I were part of that duo.
@DennyCrane:
The alternate universe where Peter Scolari was an A list movie star is probably a very fun place.
cyruscope
4) Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari
1. Has to be Will Smith. They dont call him Big Willie for nothing.
@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: 3) So Michelle Pfeiffer...she's on a press tour for that movie Cheri.
gossipgrowl
1. Clooney has a HUGE head, and is an avid motorcyclist. (Is that actually a word?) Remember when he had that accident with the cocktail waitress?
2. Lily Allen. Telltale white boogers!
Talibabe
4. George Clooney/Richard Kind??
Old school picks:
1. Dustin Hoffman
2. Stevie Nicks
3. Liza
4. Bill Murray/Chevy Chase
Mymoustache
1- "Steamship" would seem to indicate DiCaprio (Titanic, get it?)
jjdaddyo
1) Klaus Kinski
2) Lady GaGa
youmakemefeellikedanson
#2 I really hope is lily allen
#4 Is probably Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. They are huge golfers and host a celebrity-charity tournament that is broadcast on NBC every year.
@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Excellent call, though I'm not happy about it.
DahlELama
#4 Adam Sandler and David Spade?
John C. Reilly's head is enormous. I think he's A-list, but that's probably not the general consensus.
I can totally see #2 being Lily Allen. As for #1, don't care who has a huge head. As for #s 3 and 4, don't know.
3 is Michelle Pfeiffer (& David E. Kelley)
apple-martini
2) Lily Allen
4) I could see Clooney doing something like that, but were any of his TV costars ever A-list?
jerusalemcricket
2.) Amanda Palmer
@lawyergay: A fellow "7 3/4 candy apple" salutes you, fellow comrade.
:(
PS. Totally John Travolta.
I don't know who 1 is, but I sympathize. My hat size is 7 3/4, which supposedly puts me in "candy apple" territory, at least for my height.
lawyergay
@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Awww, that was my guess. That makes me a little sad.
jenndavo
!) I'm thinking Leo here..
2. All of them.
jobsworth
1. Brad Pitt.
momof3wildkids
1) Gary Busey
3. Michelle Peiffer?
Queen of the Passive Aggressives