Which Famous And Obsessive Husband Threw The Sheets Away After Every Roll In The Sack?
Today we have a young actor embarrassed by his sleazy girlfriend, a marriage that was consummated very very strangely, and an actress using food to fill the sadness in her soul.
1) “Which dreamy-eyed actor is embarrassed to admit he’s hooking up with a hard-partying starlet?” [NYDN]
2) “What we have here is a marriage that didn’t last long, but oh what a wedding it was. Everyone was there to see this couple getting married. The divorce was just as spectacular. The husband is a celebrity both in North America and in Europe. The wife is a permanent A list entertainer. She will always be A list. Anyway, contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, the story goes they had sex every day and sometimes twice a day. The only catch to the whole thing was that the husband has OCD in a very serious way and he insisted that his wife remove the sheets from the bed after the deed and throw them away to never be used again. He wouldn’t touch sheets either new or not and wouldn’t allow anyone other than his wife to touch them or make the bed.” [CDaN] [Ed. guess: Totally Liza and David Gest, right?]
3) “Which A-list actress currently undergoing marital problems of the highest order has turned to comfort eating? The normally pin-thin actress has surprised the wardrobe department on her latest film with her expanding waistline.” [BlindGossip]
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#1 = Jeremy Piven. Which, as we all know, is code for John Cusack.
@Monk E. Rotica: I'd cut your penis off too. Wait, what were we talking about?
Ohh mama! Are you happy now Mama?!?!
RhubarbPlatypus
@Kitten_Witawip: David Gest got pretty popular here (the UK) by appearing in the reality shows "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" in 2006.
applejuice
Charles and Princess Di. I like it. It fits. It is all so twisted. Can't you see Charly being a bit neurotic in bed.
lullababy
3) They could all stand to gain a few pounds.
nicoleg666
1. Bradley Cooper
2. Madonna/Sean Penn
3. Julia Roberts
BoonsFarmersDaughter
Nobody's taking the Reynoldses for sheet-nanigans? I can totally see Al taking one for the team a couple times a day, and we all know making the bed is cardio.
@econdave: Liza & Gest was the consensus guess on CDaN. Because of the term "entertainer", Gest is better known in Europe, no one ever thought they had sex, big splashy wedding and divorce, etc. However unpalatable the visual, they fit all the clues.
Kitten_Witawip
@oywhatnext:
But...but she and Bradley aren't even married - yet.
rudi_freude
1. Robert Pattinson.
2. Could also be Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie
3. Angelina or Nicole Kidman.
heywhat
#2. Prince Charles and Diana.
@lullababy: Are they actually divorced already? I also think that "contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis" doesn't quite fit. Why wouldn't anyone think they were having sex regularly?
nowmedusa
Guy Ritchie is a North American celebrity? Could have fooled me.
@The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: Renee Zellweger doesn't have a lock on A list status. Madge does.
gossipgrowl
1. Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox.
@OrneryBabe: Um, item.
OrneryBabe
@Dickdogfood: Weren't they married for quite some time? That would seem to rule them out, per the itme.
OrneryBabe
I thought 1 was Chris Pine and the dead-eyed girl from The Hills
@Senator Sully: Yes, to Chris Pine and Audrina for number 1. He wasted no time dumping her when she started talking to the press about their "relationship."
pumpkinsoup
@Dickdogfood: I'm referring to #2, obv.
The personalities don't quite fit the description, but I almost want to say it's Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman if only because I've heard rumors about Cruise's neurotic behavior concerning bedhseets.
@lullababy: a while back her sheets were being discontinued and she sent her staff out buying them across europe, if i recall they made it sound like her issue not his though.
@budy920: I'd cut my penis off and burn the hotel down.
Monk E. Rotica
1) Rob Patinson
2) Liza and David
3) Angelina Jolie
@CaptainFantastic: I'm also pretty sure David Gest has never made a woman in his life.
I think Mr. Lawson was being sarcastic.
@Cheap Shot:
If the girl is Lindsey Lohan then the guy would be Samantha ROnson...makes sense to me!
#2 is a huge asshole.
I don't know who the actor is for 1 but the girl has to be Lindsey Lohan.
@The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: They practically eloped though. Quiet, secret wedding.
I still go with Madge and Guy.
I'm guessing Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger for #2.
The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
@Senator Sully:
Ooooh.... or is #2 Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton? I'm second guessing Madonna because of the whole
"Anyway, contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, the story goes they had sex every day and sometimes twice a day. "
I know that might shoot down Taylor & Burton bc of the whole "homewrecker" affair, but Burton was Welsh (and popular in US/Europe) and at the very least, bisexual.
Am I going too far back with this guess?
1. Chris Pine
2. Madonna and Sean Penn?
#3 is Angelina. She looks like a cow with fake lips.
if i had to sleep with liza and/or david, i'd throw the sheets away too-
budy920
Gotta be Madge and Guy.
lullababy
@mslewis: That and I'm pretty sure Liza has never made a bed in her life are the holes in that theory.
2. Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine!
ninepeoplesfavorite
#3 Nicole Kidman
Is David Gest a celebrity??
mslewis
Y'know, I heard that Guy Ritchie had a problem with sheets, except that it was his tendency to leave "skidmarks."
Monk E. Rotica