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Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater

So, this just happened: there’s a Tony-nominated musical called Rock of Ages, which is a “jukebox” of 70s/80s anthem-rock staples, starring American Idol alumnus Constantine Margulies. Bret Michaels performed with the show tonight, and it did not go well.

As the song ends, you can see the “fly” (set piece) come down as the STD-clad Rock Of Love star and Poison singer swaggers towards the back of the stage, right into the set, and flat on his arse. It’s wonderful.

[Thanks to failed Webutante Nominee/Blogger Soup for the tip.]

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  • Flippyjack

    right from the opening w elton john's mic not turned on at first (I'd be pissed!) to poison's beheading, camera coverage confusion, even Dolly Parton sounded nervous- the whole thing reminds me why I am not into Broadway, the Tonys, CBS...
    Neal patrick Harris is pretty cool though.

  • VoxPopuli

    I would go to more Broadway shows if they featured this kind of ending being played out on has-been, smug 80s rockers.

  • VoxPopuli

    @Richard Lawson: Oh, but she was so insightful. AND SO JUDICIOUS WITH HER USE OF CAPS!!!

  • Mymoustache

    I used to watch the youtube post of the two-legged dog to cheer me up...now I have this!

    Mymoustache

  • Richard Lawson

    I watched this maybe 40 times, over and over and over again. My life feels somewhat complete.

  • Richard Lawson

    @missmargo: Bye.

  • Almostbanned

    Lip-syncing? Come on guys. Really?

    Almostbanned

  • saltwater

    Scalped 'im good.

    saltwater

  • onebadclam

    Well, it's a start.

    onebadclam

  • Senor_Macho_Solo

    The final Charm School lesson goes too far...

    Senor_Macho_Solo

  • Beelzebubbles

    Did his weave survive the terror?

    Beelzebubbles

  • robotwaste

    Also, with that sweet cowboy hat on, he probably couldn't see that giant object coming down at all.

  • robotwaste

    Oh sure, the one time I don't watch the Tonys, and something newsworthy actually happens.

  • ClockOnTheStove

    Many dreams have been crushed by Broadway. It's about time that nightmare was served the same fate.

  • pony_express

    @TittiBarr:
    nothing inside the cranium or no injuries..?

    pony_express

  • pony_express

    Heee!

    pony_express

  • jasonelias

    This kind of injury at the minimum might have caused severe problems like blinding headaches, personality changes and memory lapses. And since Bret just missed it, the world cries.

  • unclevanya

    It's Stockard Channing entering in front of him in a ball gown singing Rodgers & Hart that makes it art.

  • TittiBarr

    This just in....

    After the incident,Mr. Michaels insisted on a finding a doctor that could give him a XXX-ray - just because it's "cooler"

    BTW, The standard x-ray of his head showed nothing.

  • kitler

    Oh, crap. I missed this while flipping back and forth between The Tonys and "World's Tallest Children".

  • Mo MoDo

    Getting injured at the Tonys is NOT very Rock and Roll.

  • Sauvignon Blancalot

    HAAAAA. Trying to catch my breath after laughing my not flat ass off!!!!

  • missmargo

    WHO CARES?

    missmargo

  • AndIAmTellingYou

    @Richard Lawson: At the Tony viewing party I attended, we nearly spit out our cocktails in laughter. Then we rewound the DVR for extra laughs.

  • El_Gato

    Encore!!

    El_Gato

  • cmd

    @Flippyjack: Not fair. The performances were actually pretty GOOD, there was just some piss-poor camera work/directing/sound going on. The whole production team should be fired.

    cmd

  • forwardmotion

    Only NEARLY beheaded? Charon is not doing his job.

    forwardmotion

  • Melanie

    The best was Stockard Channing and some dude singing so earnestly, and there, right at centerstage, is Bret Michaels' cowboy hat. Gone perhaps, Bret, but clearly you will not be FORGOTTEN.

    Melanie

  • BullionWise

    Who ever said Bret Michaels isn't for head banging?

    Thats right, I'm here all day folks.

    BullionWise

  • kentuckienne

    I can't tell -- did it knock off his hair?

    kentuckienne

  • CaptainFantastic

    OSHA is going to have a field day.

  • Soup

    The only logical next step here is to have keyboard cat playing him off as his head hitting the set is looped to infinity.

  • SaraRueful

    @Richard Lawson: OMG, you're not even working but you swooped in to ban someone?

    That is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

    SaraRueful

  • Foster Kamer

    @Richard Lawson: Aw, Richard. Just seeing this. LUVZ.

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