The Daily Show Exposes Bernie Madoff’s Prison Handjob Ponzi Scheme
So Bernie Madoff was sentenced yesterday to 150 years in prison, but he’s already been locked up for a few months, where, according to the Daily Show’s John Oliver, he’s been running another Ponzi scheme!
We, like Jon Stewart, didn’t really understand Oliver’s explanation of how exactly Madoff’s been pulling off (No pun intended) his “handjob Ponzi scheme,” but that doesn’t really matter at all because the skit is funny as hell.
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@robotsattack: Well, I think what really happened was that you blew your load to prematurely and in what was supposed to be a dry run, you ended up with a mess on your hands.
By the way, nice basket.
uncivily obedient
@SeniorPonzologist_GitEmSteveDave:
I just blue myself.
robotsattack
@SeniorPonzologist_GitEmSteveDave: probably
serpentinefire
@Elpon: Thanks for that, I missed it when it aired. Now I want a moat and a moat boy!
SW-2
"Your going to go Richard the Second on this moats thing?"
"Fuck yes strap in!"
best sketch ever
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@serpentinefire: Now the blue part is the land right? And wasn't it 18th century agrarian business economics?
@WearingBlue4BillyMays_GitEmSteveDave: Definitely the work of a flamer.
@There's always money in the banana stand
uncivily obedient
"He was basically just selling handjob derivatives."
A math joke and a semen joke at the same time. Brilliance.
@WearingBlue4BillyMays_GitEmSteveDave: there's money in fur and studying 18th century cartography.
serpentinefire
You sold the fur? Ruth, I told you, "There's always money in the fur"! There was 250,000 stuffed in the lining.
How would you like to be the person that buys the $48k fur figuring "Well, the proceeds go to the victim and the animals that went into its making are already dead. I guess this is okay," only to walk out and be splashed with fake blood by PETA and called murderer. Can we give this person a pass, PETA? Do you have some sort of "don't bloody me" hand signal?