Something Something Kerr & Bloom Engaged! Something Something
While the couple in question are yet to confirm anything (STILL), rumours of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s engagement refuse to die. If you are nothing like me and find yourself remotely gripped by developments in Miranda Kerr’s love life, you’ll be thrilled to read some fresh news on the topic.
It seems the couple are engaged, and we know this because an anonymous spy has confessed all to QConfidential!
Sources close to supermodel Miranda Kerr have informed Confidential her visit to Brisbane last week, with beau Orlando Bloom, had a purpose. According to the spy, Kerr and Bloom – who are yet to go public with wedding news – announced their engagement to Kerr’s family during their stay.
If you think that sounds like complete nonsense, then what about this.
It capped a loved-up visit for the couple who were spotted on a “date night” last Monday, slipping into a screening of Terminator Salvation at Indooroopilly loaded up with Frozen Cokes and lollies from the candy bar.
I don’t know about you, but I was raised to believe a lady should never visit Indooroopilly cinemas and snack on Frozen Cokes and lollies from the candy bar without getting a ring on her finger first (why buy the cow, etc!) so I’m fairly certain Miranda and Orlando are already married. And when she disrobed on the wedding night, I like to think she leaned over to her new husband and sexily whispered in his ear “This one’s for the koalas…”
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Lucky for Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom the rumours refuse to die otherwise they’d never get any press. These two would have to be the most overhyped celebrities, ever! Well, maybe except for Heidi what’s her name and Spencer what’s his face and that’s saying something.
Maybe if they do something really exciting they might get interesting, but an actor getting engaged / married to his underwear model girlfriend has been done so many times before and so much better than these amateurs could ever hope to do.
When I first read the headline I was expecting some kind of followup to the Chk-Chk-Boom! story.
Kerr-BLOOM!
engaged, married who cares? they are just two people who like attention, fame and money. they will do everything for that, including this theatrical engagement stories.