Lindsay Lohan Stalks Her Way Back Into Samantha Ronson’s Hair
Lindsay Lohan’s stalking of Samantha Ronson brings them back together, Anne Hathaway prepares to play Judy Garland on Broadway, Susan Boyle seems to have found sanity, and the Gosselin’s get investigated for animal abuse.
- Lindsay Lohan’s obsessive stalking of Samantha Ronson throughout Europe seems to have worked. Ronson appears to have caved to Li-Lo’s insanity out of fear for her life or something, as they were spotted spending the day together in Los Angeles after a Lohan tweet hinted that they may be back togther. [Sun]
- Things are getting ugly between Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott on the set of their Robin Hood flick. Allegedly producers are having to fly in to make peace between the two, who have refused to speak to each other at times. Russell Crowe also so showed up fat to play Robin Hood at the start of filming, something that didn’t please Scott and the producers, who forced Crowe to go on a crash diet to lose 35 lbs. [Page Six]
- Anne Hathaway thinks she’s ready for the bright lights of Broadway and is set to play Judy Garland in the the upcoming musical, Get Happy, The Life of Judy Garland. [Daily News]
- Here’s a shocker—NBC is vigorously denying the Speidi torture allegations, basically saying that everything Heidi and Spencer have claimed is a load of crap. Again, shocking. [Daily News]
- Susan Boyle has reclaimed her sanity with the help of her cat “Pebbles” and is ready to start rehearsing for the Britain’s Got Talent tour. [Mirror]
- This whole Jon and Kate thing is already beyond ridiculous, but it only grows more so by the day—Authorities with the Pennsylvania Humane Society were called on to investigate whether or not the Gosselin’s dogs had been abused by the family. [Dlisted]
- Chris Brown has taken to surrounding himself with burly bodyguards whenever he makes public appearances out of fear that someone will seek retaliation for his beating of Rihanna. [Page Six]
- Simon Cowell is on the verge of nailing down a deal to produce a remake of Saturday Night Fever, with Zac Efron set to star as the character played by John Travolta in the original. [Sun]
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Disco will live - FOREVER!
Pierster
Chris Brown is no doubt concerned that Kelly Bensimon is gonna come after him next - that's why he has the bodyguards. That bitch is cRaZy!
I predict Hathaway is going to nail the performance as Garland. She can do boozy, she can do ingenue, she can sing.
MsWinstonSmith
@momof3wildkids:
I know, BORING! Also, think how boring it would be if someone relentlessy posted his/her thoughts. No insight, no humor, just ... thoughts. Oh, and the occassional missive about his/her CRAZY! family.
resipsaloquacious
@[gawker.com]: And suicide - don't forget suicide. Weird, weird movie, and not in a good way.
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Is that the cordless, electric Ben-Wa cookie dough?
@Wrapitup: A la 9.5 weeks?
momof3wildkids
@Wrapitup: Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
TableNine
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: The frozen version has been successfully deployed as a virginity aid by cheerleaders across the South and Midwest.
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Is that why that little dough boy is always giggling?
release the speidi torture memos!
mossdale
@Wrapitup: Useful even in tube form!
Ahem.
@momof3wildkids: Here's an idea then: why don't you start a gossip blog and we'll all come over there and bore you to tears with our opinions on politics?
TableNine
@resipsaloquacious: I think you would argue with me if I made the statement that "the sky is often azure." You'd quibble with the word often and suggest that cerulean would be a better, more accurate description.
No biggie. Part of what makes Gawker fun is the discussions and even the disagreements. Just think how boring would it be if someone made a comment and the follow ups were in complete agreement. Yawn.
momof3wildkids
@BookishLookish: Baked goods sex is the kinkiest there is. Once you have experienced the glories of Betty Crocker low-fat frosting and Sara Lee partially hydrogenated shortening in a pool of Pillsbury cookie dough, plain old boudoir-intercourse just seems bland and inedible.
@CaptainFantastic: So nice you had to type it twice, sweet cheeks?
@BookishLookish: Lap pussy.
@Wrapitup: Momof3 is deeply titillated by the transgressive sexual nature of their relationship, as she was too busy running bake sales and indulging in non-devirginizing sex with the big men on campus during college to actually get down and lap pussy.
@momof3wildkids: But you have been actively commenting about them for a while now. Clearly their obnoxiousness fascinates you. Why fight it?
@momof3wildkids: Yeah, what you wrote is a pretty standard, "Who cares? I don't like the subject of this post, because it is stupid," response. So don't bother.
@BadUncle: I thought I was hungry before but now I'm jonesing for one of those.
@Dr. Nick: OMFG. You just blew my effing mind. Now, everything makes sense.
Not_Sure
@momof3wildkids:
That was not a knee jerk response.
A knee jerk response would have gone along the lines of: "It's funny that you are offended by what you consider to be obnoxious attention seeking. I am too. Now stop."
resipsaloquacious
@BadUncle: Note to self: close italics tags.
Speidi???
Along the southern tier of New York, that's a sandwich:
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@dado: company's. sheesh.
@resipsaloquacious: I am constrained by my companies internet police from providing a description that will do it justice. Suffice it to say she was wagging her fingers under peoples noses.
@resipsaloquacious: If you were to read my comments vs shooting off a knee jerk response, you'd see that it is not merely the fact that they are obnoxious. It is that they are only famous for being obnoxious... they have no other discernable talent. If they were talented and obnoxious, they would be worth the trouble.
momof3wildkids
@dado:
Hey! Can we get a link or a synopsis, please?
resipsaloquacious
@momof3wildkids:
Wrong. You are just putting a different spin on the gossip, like: "OMG, they are so obnoxious, I refuse to deal!"
resipsaloquacious
@CaptainFantastic: The usage of the stuntcat "Pebbles" was particularly telling.
@resipsaloquacious: No, I am not. I am just wondering why in the world some value knobs such as these people.
Participating would be more like: OMG! I cannot believe that Spencer Pratt did (fill in the blank)! Can you believe that Lindsay Lohan said (fill in the blank)?
momof3wildkids
@momof3wildkids:
By commenting you are participating.
resipsaloquacious
The Susan Boyle saga is a brilliant move by the producers to capture the long sought after crazy cat lady demographic.
@dado: Please share, curiosity is killing me.
@dado: Okay, now you have to share.
@Flashman: They Shoot Whores Don't They.
@jinxykb: low rent angry miserable dudes, people getting beat up, misogyny ... yeah it sucked in every possible way
@momof3wildkids: Ms. Lohan appears to have reversed Judy Garland's portrayal in A Star is Born, while accelerating a similar demise, and it is beyond sad. Ms. Winehouse needs to dry out and sing some more before I lump her with the greats.
Argybargy2
@juustuunder: Oooh I like the idea of him playing Robin Hood!
@dado: Isn't any story involving Paris a disgusting story?
@blix: Or "Blue States Lose."
Samantha Ronson...Pete Doherty...
think about it. you ever see them in the same place at the same time?
@blix: Tights and codpieces and stacked platform heels for men. Those were the days. Bring back the 16th century, I'm tired of only ever seeing men in falling down shorts, khakis, jeans or suits.
Dally
I found Saturday Night Fever to be depressing.
jinxykb
@dado:Story? Disgusting? Go on...
@StonedAndDethroned: Or "The Hipster Grifter Story."
The Lone Scout
@momof3wildkids: Speaking of which, Paula Froelich told the most disgusting story about Paris Hilton this morning on Howard Stern. I'm unable to eat as a result.
@SaraRueful: I agree with you about Amy Winehouse. But that woman has a great talent -- the two couples mentioned above do nothing exceptional except act like morons.
momof3wildkids
@SaraRueful:The interesting part of the Lohan thing is how sweet and innocent and talented she once was. She could have been an Anne Hathaway or Michelle Williams and morphed into some gross uninsurable coke whore. I think she reminds us all of the role of choices. A few "no I am not into that" and "I think college is important" decisions and should could have been Jodie Foster. Sad.
@SaraRueful: Dances with Tights.
@juustuunder: Hmmm ... Kevin Costner?
SaraRueful
@juustuunder: I'm only thrilled if they're interesting. I read about Lohan/Ronson, and I LOVE a good Amy Winehouse item. But Speidi (or anyone on a reality show, ever)? YAWN. I hate them. Go away.
SaraRueful
@blix: Or "Where the Trust Fund Ends."
StonedAndDethroned
You know who owuld've been a better Robin Hood? Anyone else, ever.
juustuunder
@momof3wildkids: I don't think these are recent phenomena. Stars have been doing drugs and being crazy since Day One. We just get to see more of it now. And I am thrilled.
juustuunder
@mslewis: They could call it "Fame".
I refuse to participate in the Lohan/Ronson and Speidi phenomenons. Apparently all one needs to do now to be famous is get high and be obnoxious.
momof3wildkids
So, do we really need a remake of Saturday Night Fever?? I'm just kind of thinking, you know that surely some smart writer person can come up with an original musical about young people in Brooklyn who long to be famous. Or, maybe not.
mslewis
@momof3wildkids: a la 9.5 minutes.
SuzyPaulaPasena
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Does it come in OREO?
SuzyPaulaPasena
@rockandhardPL: It's the speed, it makes them all OCD.
SuzyPaulaPasena