Is It Possible Corey Worthington Is Maturing?
Shocking news from the idiot celebrity frontlines! Party throwing sunglasses enthusiast Corey Worthington has passed up the chance to empty the bins and ogle boobies at the Zoo Weekly offices in order to do an honest days work for an honest day’s pay. Clare Werbeloff, take note!
Reports the Herald Sun:
Neighbourhood nuisance Corey Worthington has joined the workforce. Worthington pulled out of a two-week work experience stint at lads’ mag Zoo Weekly at the 11th hour after landing a real job in Melbourne. Worthington was expected at the irreverent publication, where he would have organised the magazine’s strip-search page – a role that involves finding not so shy and retiring females to strip to their undies in shopping centres.
He also would have had to empty bins and clean the office toilet. But in a shock move, Worthington took the offer of a real job last month on the weekend he was to fly to Sydney for his Zoo Weekly adventure. He is now working on a building site in Melbourne’s outer suburbs.
Good for you, Corey.
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Comments
dear god.
if he’s maturing that means he might start breeding.
*cringes*
Excuse me KITTEH!!!
dont b such a feral to Corey.
wat has he done to you?
nothing
just a couple of mistakes he has done in his life.. oh like u havnt made a mistake in your life.
do me a favor and get over ur self.
good bye.
love from.
Coreys cousin.
kitteh your a loser!
COREY IS A LEGEND!!!
~and he always will be~ :P