Heidi And Spencer’s War On Reality Continues From Jungle Hideout
So we got duped. Heidi and Spencer, the prats from The Hills who supposedly quit the horrid reality trash barge I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Outta Here!, haven’t, in fact, been gotten outta there.
Yes, Heidi and Spencer’s rep type person says they’re still taping the show. So we guess this was some sour little stunt orchestrated by the pair, NBC, the producers, hosts Damien “Carson Daly’s Sloppy Seconds” Fahey and the British lady, everyone. They never showed up at LAX draped in black cloaks! They never even stormed off set! Well, if they did, they still came right back. Even though NBC has them x’ed out on the show’s website, we’re sure there will be some grand surprise and they’ll come shuffling back in, dumb grins on their faces. Which is all terribly annoying and embarrassing.
Really it mostly looks bad for NBC. We expect this kind of stupid stuntery from the reality couple. Their idea of clever is kicking you in the shins and then ten minutes later if you ask them, “Heidi, Spencer… did you guys kick me in the shins?” they giggle and say “Noooo…” So, whatever. But NBC! C’mon, guys. You used to be respectable. You used to mean something. That peacock ain’t looking too proud these days, is it? Think about it. Your biggest summer stars are Heidi and Spencer from the goddamned Hills. Shame.
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@SaraRueful: Yeah, I thought that was odd too.
I want in. Get me in there. I'm the celebrity, not my brother.
@Fry_Bread_Power: If they mated, the result would probably be Heidi, so that's neat.
What an odd and remote location for an asshole party. May it last forever.
Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game.
They could really hit the ratings jackpot by having Spencer fed slowly to the nearest crocodile, but I suppose the reptile would leave him alone just out of professional courtesy
it's a ashanda!
TuxedoUWS
Agreed. The "I'm from Hollywood" line is a direct quote.
Menardo
@jerusalemcricket: oh def. MK in that mix. How about Big Foot, too? Is he invited?
Sue me, but I actually think Heidi is pretty, especially if she hadn't had the plastic surgeries and so much peroxide. Tori, poor lass, cannot ever be pretty and mostly I feel that way because she has way over-faked and thinned herself. She was probably decent looking as a natural brunette etc.
Banjo-Sea Kitten
oooo, it's the crazy eyes, again. They scare me, the crazy eyes. Please, someone, make them go away.
You know, when I saw that airport picture earlier, I thought something was odd. When do these two EVER cover up in front of cameras???
SaraRueful
@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Heidi reminds me very much of Tori Spelling. That's probably not what she was going for.
jerusalemcricket
That picture is my nightmare.
@Banjo-Sea Kitten:True. In the future, there will be pictures with Michael Jackson somewhere out there.
@JPropaganda: Annnd I just realized I'm an idiot and clearly meant "Robocop", not "Total Recall"
@blix: Total Recall. Nice. I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
I've never watched The Hills. There's no way these two could be secretly brilliant, right? I like to think that every dummy in Hollywood maybe is secretly brilliant. Because that's just fun to think about.
To set the record straight for any of the folks smart enough to avoid this crapfest...Blago is not there, it's his wife, Lady McBlago who has so convincingly portrayed herself as a victim that she fooled her fellow (male) castmates. Speidi even prayed for her. Frangela has to be 100% on to her bullshit cause they're from Chicago but they're staying quiet on it for some strategic reason probably.
Lady McBlago is a dirtbag just like her shitmunching spouse whose shakedowns are so legendary and ruthless that he actually tried to force a needy children's hospital into contributing 50K to his campaign. Ooops...I mean allegedly. You know, like Larry Craig is "allegedly" gay. Mrs. Monster apparently chose that same hospital's cancer ward as her charity but the hospital TURNED DOWN HER MONEY cause the Blagos are total sociopaths and they'd rather have bald kids with no toys than Blago's dirty dough. Don't be fooled, she's quite possibly (and I can't believe I'm even writing this) more despicable than Speidi.
Imnotatnbc
No Taco Bell in Costa Rica, I bet.
@Understater: All In The Fanny.
@Understater: heh.
@HiredGoons: Statisticky!
@scroll_lock: It truly begs for a smiting.
@HiredGoons: Three's Cunt-any.
Understater
So this means that two NBC PA's were paid to fly from San Jose to LA and hide under a black sheet? Where do I sign up for that job?
@rockandhardPL: don't forget the craptastic boob job too.
But, r+hp, to ignore them would deprive me of the photo above. I love the photo so much I can hardly stand it.
Banjo-Sea Kitten
I am convinced now that Andy Kaufman is alive and that Spencer is his latest character.
Ooooh, they're bringing Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons!
Ken Elwell
@meg9: Someone summarized The Hills brilliantly by deeming it "televised valium". Time literally slows down when you watch this show. Oh, and also it's just a continual source of amazement to watch people talk witout moving their teeth.
Oh God, please be normal people and become coke fiend car wreckers who have permanent places on the LAPD chase list. Right now the putative male one looks like a Star Trek thing that would eat your brain if you turned your back on it.
@valet_of_the_dolls: peace of mind, to say the least.
@blix: actually, based on height it's a 'Bar Graph of Douchebaggery.'
I guess 34 is too old to understand The Hills----but why does anybody care about these people? I just don't get it. And don't get me wrong, I love a good trashy celeb trainwreck as much as anybody--but these 2 just don't make any sense.
@pattycakes: The Three Spooges.
@IShouldBeFamous: If by "doing something right" you mean shedding any sense of self respect... then yeah, these two fame whores are brilliant.
TabithaIapetus
@MattGaymon: It's the sound of one hand clapping.
It sort of worked for the show. The ratings may not be great, but somehow, I know more about it than I ever have, due to this gruesome twosome. Maybe they'll get eaten by a tiger or a howler monkey or something.
@scroll_lock: His face is all "I'd buy that for a dollar" and then Blago sells it.
"I tell ya, Artie, give 'em four nights a week of this crap and they'll never complain about the Leno deal again!"
@Cheap Shot: I definitely would like to be around to hear the sound of that. And then you will hear the sound of two hands clapping.
Even Blago looks embarrassed to be photographed with them.
@IShouldBeFamous: If no one ever really laughs no matter what happens, is it a joke?
This koan is much ancienter than the one about a tree in a forest.
Well, that, OR NBC has an ironclad contract that forces them to stay on the show until they're kicked off. C'mon, people.
@HiredGoons: douchey and douchier
pattycakes
Ignoring really is the only way to get rid of them....right?
trying to think of others who were disposed of by ignoring...star jones, maybe?
nicepony
In the spirit of Buddhist protests of the Vietnam war, these two should be set on fire.
For peace.
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: LOL!
1) Needs a douche
2) Is a douche
3) King of the douches
I must shamelessly admit that the duo is obviously doing something right if they're ON EVERY FREAKING CELEBRITY BLOG today!!
So, it begs the question...is the joke on us or them?
IShouldBeFamous
Anyone taking bets on Fleshbeard's facial hair v. Blago's mop?
"I'm wearing my mountainclimbing heels!"
If we ignore them, they will go away. Richard, ignore them. Please. (That said, great nose job Heidi!)
Blago looks the least crazy of the bunch.
depardoo
I may be out of the loop, but I thought is was Blago's wife that was on the show.
Not sure how deep in the woods they are, and what the "natives" are like...but the vision of fur-face sitting in a big black pot of boiling water over a fire really sounds good to me!
Martiniman
Spencer's incessant mugging in photos is reason enough to drown him in that river behind them.
Oh Gods of the trees. Please bring down that tree next to them... onto them.
If there is a God they'll soon be hearing a low flying plane playing Wagner.
SallyJesseGlasses
We really have devalued the word 'celebrity', haven't we?
I'm a human being, get ME out of here.
No one should be subjected to these assbags.
I have never hated someone's face so much as I do Spencer Pratt's.
Ew. Just typing his name felt dirty. I'm going to wash my fingers till they bleed now.
Sin DeRolla