Heidi And Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out Of There!
Spencer and Heidi implode on the set of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Madonna and Kate Hudson kinda almost get into a catfight, Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter is charged in an infant’s death, and Lori Petty spent the weekend in the slammer after getting arrested for DUI.
- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are causing all sorts of trouble on the set of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” and the thing hasn’t even really started taping yet. According to Ryan Seacrest, of all people, the duo have been whining and bitching since they landed in Costa Rica and have even taken to talking trash about the other “celebrities” on the show. They’re even threatening to walk out on the show! Now, we’re sure that this is just a stunt to drum up publicity for the show, but whatever, maybe we’ll get lucky and Lou Diamond Phillips will beat them senseless with coconuts and bamboo or something. [Ryan Seacrest]
- A catfight between Madonna and Kate Hudson, the ex and current lovers of Yankees’ steroid freak Alex Rodriguez, nearly broke out over the weekend at a polo match on Governor’s Island. Crisis was averted, however, when Madonna realised that she doesn’t give a shit about Kate Hudson boning Alex Rodriquez. [Daily News]
- Billy Bob Thornton’s estranged daughter has been charged in the death of a one year-old child she was babysitting. The child died last October after falling from its playpen. [TMZ]
- Britney Spears brought along an entourage of dudes she may or may not be banging on the regular for a meeting with K-Fed. [PITNB]
- Lori Petty got bombed, got behind the wheel of a car, blasted a skateboarder, got arrested, and then did the “cover my face with my shirt” perp walk after she was released the next day. Sounds like a stellar weekend. [TMZ]
- Steve-O of Jackass and Dancing With the Stars fame has found a new way to stay sober after years of addiction issues—-Tattoos! Apparently each time he feels the urge to take a bump, he gets some ink. [Page Six]
- Pink is basically about to beat the shit out of Kanye West because they were both at a fashion show and Kanye kept bitching about the lack of fur in the show and Pink is an animal rights activist or something and so it pissed her off. She could totally take Kanye’s bitch-ass any day. [UK Sun]
- Kate Gosselin went to the beach and built tiny castles in the sand all by her own self because Jon can’t stand her and was probably at Hooters flirting with the hostess or something. [DListed]
- Susan Boyle is probably in a straight jacket right now and is destined to be an older, more rumpled version of Amy Winehouse. So sad. [UK Mirror]
- Kimora Lee Simmons gave birth to a baby boy over the weekend after being sperminated by Djimon Hounsou. [EOnline]
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@OrneryBabe: OB has refined tastes, I see. (Agreed on the rrrowwrr!)
Kate Hudson has some really bad taste in men. As much as I think A-Rod is gross and steroidy (and probably herpified), he at least showers. Chris Robinson was gross and looked homeless all the time.
@Dally: I had an acquaintance some years ago who knocked up two women in a row and I dubbed him The Sperminator. And yeah, he was a jerk but I have to say that I was proud of my stupid pun.
Ugh, @Dally: That truly is a detestable word.
Jaffa Cakes
@someonelikeyou: A be-dazzled Birkin.
@scroll_lock: Did she carry the baby in her neck??
someonelikeyou
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Morning, hot stuff. Who is worshiping at your pedestal today?
I imagine Kimora will quickly seek lipo to get rid of her baby phat.
@PamBeesley: Me, too. Anyone catch him in Courage Under Fire? Rrrowwrrr.
OrneryBabe
Wait, if LDP beats them senseless how will we know the diff?
@Almostbanned: Any day Pink gets her face rearranged is a good day in my book.
@resipsaloquacious: She is also way waifish for A-Rod, who usually favors the muscular girls.
Free your mind, resipsa, and you know the rest.
@BookishLookish: Morning, oh Babe of the Books!
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Lori Petty: America's sweetheart
Aler
I think the Pink vs. Kanye fight would be the one time I'd actually root for Kanye to win something.
Almostbanned
Is there another woman with a more diverse dating genus than Kate Hudson? From Chris Robinson to ARoid?
It's not that she has a chance with me, of course (she's a little waifish for me), I just am curious.
resipsaloquacious
@PamBeesley: He has done a lot of direct-to-video stuff that is worth seeking out.
@HeathersBrother: Poor Lou. I love him so much & yet he's done so little to deserve it.
@SteverMan: Kate uses a strap-on.
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Hee.
@PamBeesley: The First Power ...
@SteverMan: Here, I'll fix that for you.
"I didn't even know that A-Rod still had the equipment to be boning..."
You're welcome. ;)
Sperminated? I'll have to try that one out next time I have to sign a baby card doing the rounds in the office.
Reading all the above makes me want to never leave my house or turn on my television. Can all these people just go the fuck away.
Susan Boyle, aren't you glad you joined the circus? Actually the circus joined you. There are a bazillion stories about fame corrupting and/or making crazy and you were a train wreck waiting to happen.
It's a shame that a talented person can't be recognized for that talent without becoming a psych patient. Media and fans, are you happy now?
And then there's people like Dr. Phil who catapaulted to fame for no good reason and stay in the spotlight stinking up the joint like so much rotting meat.
Fame. It's a crazy thing.
It makes me sad that Lou Diamond Phillips is on that crappy show. He used to be so great. La Bamba, Young Guns.....
I didn't even know that Kate Hudson had the equipment to be boning A-Rod. It's what I'd ultimately expect from A-Rod, though...
SteverMan
Crisis was averted, however, when Madonna realized that she doesn't give a shit about Kate Hudson boning Alex Rodriquez.
Please. The real reason was that Madonna didn't have the time to indulge in such pettiness---she had to rush to pick up Jesus Luz from Day Care by 6.
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Heidi and Spencer? I see that the use of the term "celebrity" when describing "reality" shows is still used loosely.
@mmstk101: She must have gotten wet.
PromQueen
Poor Heidi's plastic face seems to be melting.
If only Speidi were the ones giving the NoKors a captive performance.
rudi_freude
Did I hear correctly? That Blagavovich guy from Chicago who was shamed out of office was supposed to be on IACGMOOH and his wife if taking his place because the judge wouldn't let him leave the country?
skippylovesmallory
you must hate writing this crap
lafatamorgana