Gossip Roundup: Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace
Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a “pop-in”, Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina deny breakup rumours AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation.
- Oh this is ripe—-Britney Spears, currently playing a series of concert dates in London, is so hell bent on meeting the Queen and having her little rugrats rub shoulders with royalty, that she’s planning on giving Buckingham Palace the ole “pop-in” in the hopes that the Queen will feel sorry for her and take her in. There is no way this is ending without sparking an international incident. [Mirror]
- Kristin Cavallari has just started filming on The Hills and she is already starting trouble! Supposedly, she showed up at Audrina Patridge’s birthday party and Audrina caught her trying to get into Justin Bobby’s pants and all hell broke loose. Of course, we all know that The Hills is totally not scripted so none of this was staged for dramatic television effect. [Daily News]
- Rumours have been swirling for some time that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the rocks and about to break up, but their publicist now says that all of this is a bunch of hooey, so of course we believe it because publicists don’t lie and will go back to eating potato chips and watching game shows. [Daily News]
- Photos have emerged of Jon Gosselin and his alleged mistress hanging out together on vacation in Utah with the poor cuckolded Kate nowhere in sight. [Just Jared]
- Sienna Miller is PISSED that Nobu has the audacity to put the endangered blue fin tuna on the menu at its restaurants. [Sun]
- For the first time in seven years, recovering crackhead Whitney Houston has a brand new album coming out. [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan is in London basically doing nothing other than stalking Samantha Ronson all over town. [Daily News]
- Leanne Rimes is accused of being a heartless homewrecker by breaking up a marriage but she insists she’s done absolutely nothing wrong. [Just Jared]
- Lance Armstrong and his lady friend have welcomed a bouncing baby boy into the world. [EOnline]
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@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Maybe if Britney spelled her name Brittany, she'd get in.
jerusalemcricket
Britney's next gig will be an extended engagement at Wormwood Scrubs.
onebadclam
@doggotmyshoes: That little minx may be able to teach Britney a thing or two.
ArmCandy
@Brad & Angelina: I thought they fired their publicist? [gawker.com]
The fact that they're using one to communicate with the press might be a clue? But probably not.
@Kid Twist: Hah.
@BookishLookish: WAY too much pressure my friend! I prefer politely snarking on the sidelines.
I'm in if Britney is planning a panty raid.
rudi_freude
@SaraRueful: Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. His causes are good, but himself...? Not into it.
smecktacular
@Kid Twist: You forgot the "tee-hee," but bravo, Mr. Reles.
@ms.conniving: Yours is an alternative ending much employed by many a smut writer grasping for a good finish.
And since you did not have your coffee, I am sure you just read "employed" as "enjoyed."
@MsMuffinMcGuffin: Yeah, but everyone knows she does not represent the ladies of the South. Why don't you step up for that job, McGuff?
@smecktacular: I like all the money that has been raised for cancer research because of him. But I think he personally is a tool.
SaraRueful
@Kid Twist: Hey--I'm defending her! Knowledge is power.
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Just putting it out there, am I alone in my hatred of Lance Armstrong?
smecktacular
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Leave Britney alone!1!!1!!!
"But, my name is 'Britney.' And you're the queen of like, Brittin. How amazing is that? So you have to see me!"
Are Brit and Linds getting "interviewing" tips from Jesse Waters? It sure seems like it.
@Fry_Bread_Power: *want
This is what happens pre-caffeine.
I like how Brit & crew wants to ambush an 83-year-old woman.
(Pssst....Britney, the Queen already feels sorry for you. Just not in the way that you are thinking.)
Reason #14 I shouldn't read gossip before I've had my coffee: I swore the paragraph about Britney read "There is no way this is ending without a spanking".
And I've got to say - I liked it.
ms.conniving
Showtime's marketing department needs a proofreader.
Tiny Iota
She should pop in on Camilla Bowles and teach her to pole dance.
doggotmyshoes
I'm a big fan of Southerners as you know, but Britney truly is dumb as a rock.
I bet it's all a big misunderstanding. Britany is just a little bit country, you know. She probably just heard that some old queen in a club was selling drugs and, well, one thing leads to another, and there she goes knocking on the palace gate, coke straw in hand.
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Maybe if Lindsay went WITH Brittany they'd get in th see the Queen?
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
If Britney is ever introduced to the concepts of dignity and common sense, her little pea brain would explode and light up the sky over London like the Blitzkrieg.