Gossip Roundup: Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy
Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz’s ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumours swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge.
- Ashlee Simpson apparently harbors some deep insecurities in regards to her husband Pete Wentz’s ex, Michelle Trachtenberg. The problem started when Simpson and Wentz ran into Trachtenberg and her boyfriend at a party in LA. Ashlee then proceeded to get drunk and started giving Pete lap dances to mark her territory, then screamed at Trachtenberg, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!” [Page Six]
- Brad Pitt shares his secret for keeping himself fresh and clean when he’s chasing around a dozen kids and being pretty in movies and just doesn’t have time to take a shower. [Daily News]
- Kate Hudson has been spotted popping into bars in West Village to watch the Yankees play, but mostly just to see the dude she’s boning, Alex Rodriguez, swing his might bat. [Page Six]
- Kim Kardashian may or may not be getting married to Reggie Bush, depending on who you talk to. Star says they’re engaged, Kim says they’re not. Whatever, as long as Reggie gets 2000 total yards for the Saints this year, we’re fine with it. [Star]
- Susan Boyle will get special visits from her cat Pebbles to aid in her recovery from the lunacy that international stardom has stricken upon her. [Mirror]
- Michael Jackson, battling skin cancer, is refusing to eat any food and has dropped down to a dangerously low weight. [UK Sun]
- Star Trek Captain Kirk dude Chris Pine has used up Audrina Patridge for a week or two of fun and is now kicking her to the curb, as was widely predicted. [Sun]
- A new book says that Britney Spears spiraled out of control last year because she was afraid of her LSU football and booze loving father, Jamie. [Mirror]
- Neil Patrick Harris wants to get into Hugh Jackman’s pants. [Daily News]
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@Catty Is Cumbersome: Wait wait wait... Weren't they touring with 50 Cent?
Fletch(er)
funny, the whole time pete's been on tour he's been fucking someone from the opening act. take that, ashlee.
How are we still getting Michael Jackson news? Let me know if he either dies or returns to awesome. Otherwise, I'll just assume he has lots of diseases and is being crazy.
ArmCandy
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):
Probably true. I was a bit confused, though: was she screaming about Pete's infidelity while giving him a lap dance? That seems awfully complicated. Then again, they named their child Bronx Mowgli.
It is going to take a lot more than baby wipes to get the Angelina stank off Brad. TEAM JEN.
momof3wildkids
Dear Ashlee, Michelle Trachtenberg is a non-issue. You do know your husband was taking it in the can, don't you? Those are the ex's that should concern you.
El_Gato
Way to keep it classy Ashlee. The Simpsons should not be allowed to procreate.
@rudi_freude: Everybody knows they're both all-american rejects, this isn't anything brand new.
Mad Due to No More Bonnets
How low does your self-worth have to be in order to feel territorial over walking megadouche Pete Wentz?
Ashlee, Ashlee, Ashlee-- peeing on Pete is a MUCH simpler and more effective way of marking your territory.
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
@Martiniman:
Did Ashlee panic at the disco?
rudi_freude
Ashlee, you should be worried about Fall Down Boy's "other" ex'es...
Martiniman
"Star Trek Captain Kirk dude Chris Pine has used up Audrina Patridge for a week or two of fun and is now kicking her to the curb, as was widely predicted."
So the new Captain Kirk is just like the old one? And people said it would be hard to out Shatner Shatner.
Jim Topoleski
@uncivily obedient: Imagine how I must feel having to write BOTH of those posts. Talk about a drastic transition between subjects!
Oh, Ashlee. The boy who cheats with you, will cheat ON you, someday, if he isn't already. Silly girls.
SaraRueful
@uncivily obedient: (reading)
uncivily obedient
NPH will need to get in line. Who doesn't want to get into Hugh Jackman's pants?
rcdl
Oh God. I just went from reading Obama's speech in Cairo to reeding the words "Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself". Brain melting.
uncivily obedient
@Fletch(er): god, i hope so.
What? Is desperately insecure a dominant gene in the Simpson clan gene pool?
Adiphyte