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Dancing With The Stars Line Up Revealed!

Even though I don’t normally care too much about Dancing With The Stars, I will make a special effort with the new series because Sonia Kruger is my BFF, and supporting my peeps is just how I roll. So I am going to muster up as much excitement as I can about the fact the celebrities competing in the latest edition of the show have been revealed!

Brace yourselves.

Country crooner Adam Brand, champion surfer Layne Beachley and swimsuit model Emily Scott are among the celebrities limbering up for Dancing With The Stars this year.

Adam Brand is fantastic – he released a song called Dirt Track Cowboy and actually tried to pretend it was an ode to race car drivers rather than the blatant tribute to men who love pounding anal it so obviously was. This dude has guts!

Television presenters Kylie Gillies and Matt White, footy legend Peter `Spida’ Everitt, Packed To The Rafters actress Jess McNamee and blind Paralympian Gerard Gosens will also get their dancing shoes on for the Seven Network show.

Jess McNamee and yours truly went to the same school. FACT!

Home and Away stars have traditionally performed well on the program, with Bec Hewitt, Ada Nicodemou and last year’s winner Luke Jacobz all claiming the top prize.

Quite the coincidence. Who will be representing Summer Bay this year? Why, it’s amateur film maker Lincoln Lewis!

This year Lincoln Lewis will represent the top-rating soap, facing off against fellow young heartthrob Rob Mills.

I heard Rob Mills was pretty much the best thing about Wicked, and that was from people who can actually sing. This makes me want to support him, but then I remember he placed himself inside Paris Hilton voluntarily and I am forced to reassess things…

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Comments

  • dan

    yep this year look fun… and young, they’re all kind of spunky in their own way. a great line up i say. think the girls, Emily Scott (ilove her) and jess will look great. and lincoln def has an advantage being a young heart throb

  • Steven

    Sorry but Rob Mills is the WORST thing about Wicked! The boy can’t act nor sing and don’t even get me started on his dancing ability.

  • Donna C

    I am soooooo pissed off how can you say Adam is
    better then Kylie.

    this is rigged it’s not funny.

    GO MATT GO GOOOOOOOOOO

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