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Call Celine’s People, We Might Not Have A ‘Best Song’ Oscar Category

The Oscars keep shaking things up to feel young again, a bunch of pictures lurch or glide into production, Canadians make big in American TV, and layoffs plague two LA TV stations.

Not only are the Oscars expanding the Best Picture category, they’re now maybe getting rid of the silly Best Original Song award and saving us from the lengthy backslapping of the lifetime achievement awards. The Academy announced that the voting for the song award will change so that it’s possible that no song will be nominated in a given year, and the old people are gonna die soon thing is going to be a private black-tie affair in November. So, we kind of win! [Variety]

Producers are gathering together to make Havana Nocturne, a 50s-set Cuban gangster tale based on the book by T.J. English. People who produced such varying fare as Hamlet 2 and Valkyrie are onboard to organise the project, which will feature a whole cross-section of Cuban life, from gangsters to street kids to revolutionaries plotting in the woods. [THR]

Nerdy it-boys of the moment Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, who wrote both Transformers 2 and Star Trek, will co-produce a new action comedy type picture called License to Steal. It’s a movie about high-end, daredevil, globetrotting repo men, partly inspired by this Salon.com article. Oh, these dudes also exec-produced The Hangover, so essentially they’re having the best summer of anyone ever. We’re not jealous or anything. Really, we’re just clawing the coffee table because we feel like it. [Variety]

Reliable old Lea Thompson has landed the role in a pilot called A Town Called Malice for director Howard Deutch. The dramedy is about a former rock star who returns to the hometown she fled when she was 16 with her daughter, who is now about that age. The two are broke and have to redo their lives. We think a better title would be Hope Floats Eastbound. [THR]

Oh, cute. Brandon Camp, who helmed the upcoming laff/weeper Love Happens with J. Aniston and A. Eckhart, will direct Relativity, about a bunch of grownup kids who go home for their parents’ 30th wedding anniversary only to find out that… they’re all adopted. Some guy behind the way-better-than-it-looked-I-promise Dan in Real Life will produce, so let’s hope for warm/funny/secretly-wise again with this one. Seriously guys. Most underrated films of last year? Dan in Real Life and Ghost Town. Both very solid. [Variety]

Look. Some Canadian named Missy Peregrym from that show Reaper will star in a new Canadian “Grey’s Anatomy about rookie cops” cop drama called Copper. It films in Toronto for 13 episodes. This wouldn’t normally be news, except that everyone in American television is desperate, so ABC is actually going to air the damn thing in the States. [THR]

Fox-owned affiliates in Los Angeles KTTV and KCOP are facing major layoffs in the coming weeks. As many as 95 staffers could get the axe, including “editors, writers, shooters, promo people, our chief helicopter guy, the entire chyron department, most of the graphics department.” The helicopter guy? And no more chyrons? What’s the point of even watching the news, then? [Variety]

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  • Lars von Trite

    Richard, I beg of you not to become an asshole. 'Helmed' can only be justified in one case only - if you actually work at 'Variety'.

  • Helennellieforsythe

    @Vancougar: Ooh! Another Vancouverite. Yes, Missy is a sweetheart, and I'm glad she's getting more work :)

  • Vancougar

    @NigelAstydameia:

    I love Missy! My wife is a hairdresser and Missy used to do some modeling for her before she was even out of high school. If I recall she's actually a preacher's daughter. Even as a teenager she was grounded, sweet and damn, so beautiful. Can't say I've seen ANY of her acting stuff, but I hope she gets to keep working!

    Vancougar

  • CapnCalamity

    I love Best Original Song. But they always nominate the crap.

  • Wendy_Kroy

    The lifetime-achievement category earned the right to exist by giving an award to Peter O'Toole, who's fucking awesome, and who gave a sweet, very short, funny acceptance speech that made me tear up.

  • DeadliestSin

    @nozer: Makes the fonts work. So ya know, we can read too.

    DeadliestSin

  • afraidofauntieem

    @Mymoustache: He doesn't want your pity.

    (Possibly my favorite Oscar moment EVER!)

  • NigelAstydameia

    I'm all for more Missy Peregrym. She's an inexplicably underused actress. I like her so much, I'll even forgive her Canadianess.

    NigelAstydameia

  • the fung

    This now completely eliminates Beyonce's chances of ever winning an Oscar.

    The fung is pleased.

    the fung

  • irishflyesq

    That dressmaker should get an award for making Celine look like an actual woman and not the creepy French Canadian stick figure she truly is.

    irishflyesq

  • daveyjonesisdead

    Hold it, are you really leaving Gawker, richard?

    daveyjonesisdead

  • Niko Bellic

    How about scrapping the whole damn thing which would spare our theaters and our brains from getting crammed with crappy movies made for the sole purpose of making their creators be participants on this stupid game show.

  • Snarkastic

    @PimpMyCouch: Oh, Dear God! Sure, they were likable, but Dan in Real Life was just awful. By the time I got to the family talent show, I started sawing at my wrists with the nearest sharp object.

  • nicepony

    If they get rid of the song category, when are we supposed to go to the bathroom?

    nicepony

  • The Marble Faun

    The curse of Howard the Duck continues to assail Lea Thompson.

    The Marble Faun

  • Richard Lawson

    @PimpMyCouch: Dane Cook shocked me in that movie. Why can't he do that more often? Or, always?

  • PimpMyCouch

    Richard, agreed on Dan in Real Life and Ghost Town. I just saw the latter the other day. I got teary! Over Ricky Gervais and Tea Leoni, of all people!

    And Dan in Real Life was just so sweet. Steve Carell sings! Dane Cook is actually affable! Dane Cook!

  • nozer

    @drewonline: A chyron? I'm having a hard enough time figuring out what a "Missy Peregrym" is.

  • DahlELama

    So fitting that Missy Peregrym would be on a Grey's-esque show because I just realized that I've been confusing with with Chyler Leigh for years.

    DahlELama

  • Mymoustache

    Who's gonna tell Randy Newman?!?

    Mymoustache

  • drewonline

    I am not afraid to admit I had to look up what "chyron" is, and I was surprised. I never thought I would be educated by Gawker, though its a lot cheaper than the 150k NYU cost me - what a waste that degree was/is.

    drewonline

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