Are Megan Fox And Shia LaBeouf Secret Lovers?
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf might be boning, Whitney Port has a new fake boyfriend, Britney Spears dyed her hair and is sporting a ring, Bradley Cooper put Jennifer Aniston in the friend zone and Leo DiCaprio’s shoes got stolen.
- Noooo! Gatecrasher speculates that there may be some sort of romantic thing going on between Transformers co-stars Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf. Even though we’re very confused about how we feel about Megan Fox, the thought of her with Shia LaBeouf is simply soul-crushing. [Gatecrasher]
- Todd Phillips, the director of The Hangover and Old School who does the hilariously creepy cameos in his films, is not a big fan of the Writer’s Guild of America. [Page Six]
- Jamie Fox implored people at BET Awards parties not to be sad, but to be glad and celebrate Jackson’s life by doing shots and getting drunk and going with Jamie to his hotel room. [Gatecrasher]
- So there’s been all sorts of rumours flying that Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston are an item, so Cooper quickly put all of that to rest by declaring that Aniston is “just a friend.” Poor Jennifer—Why won’t anyone love her? [Gatecrasher]
- Ah the perils of being a modelizing international celebrity—Leonardo DiCaprio was touring some temple in Japan where he had to take off his shoes and someone decided to steal them, so poor Leo had to spend the rest of the day in his bare feet. [Page Six]
- Britney Spears has dyed her hair brown for her new agent boyfriend, who may actually be her fiance since she’s been sporting a sparkly diamond ring in her finger. [Sun]
- Even though her birthday isn’t until July, Lindsay Lohan celebrated with a party in Vegas over the weekend where she changed her outfit 5 times over the course of the day. [Daily Mail]
- Whitney Port is engaged in yet another fake relationship for benefit of her crappy “reality” show, this time with some real estate broker dude named Freddy. [Page Six]
- Liza Minelli’s ex-husband David Gest is speaking out about the death of his friend Michael Jackson, but that’s not why you should click through this link—The reason you should click through is to see the accompanying picture of an increasingly creepy-looking Gest sporting a new hip-hopy kind of look. [Sun]
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life was better before i knew she had freckles everywhere.
cocodevaux
Fox/LaBeouf: I heard he's good with his mouth
dirtyperty
@Scout 3.0: and I feel like you are giving her too much credit. She gave up her individuality when she went through all that plastic surgery.
rahelio
@unclevanya: LOL!
I see you've used Movable Type, as well.
I thought she was a vegetarian.
@mimigoliath: Bless your heart for attributing her lunacy to the hair.
Perhaps Not
That pic of David Gest was creeeeeeeepy. Geez he must be losing it.
@Motoko Kusanagi: Agreed. She has no individuality to throw away. Can't we move on already?
Mymoustache
@rockandhardPL: Flacks plant stories about co-stars boning to drum up publicity for upcoming pictures. And to try to make us think male movie stars are straight.
David Gest looks like he's going through the biggest hot mess of a mid-life crisis EVER.
And doesn't Britney realize that whenever she dyes her hair brown things go terribly wrong? Her wedding to Federline, her crazy breakdown...Yes, Britney. Go brunette again. Things always work out so well when you do that.
What's even creepier than the pic of Gest is the fact that he's described as a TV star.
irishflyesq
@PaisleyPajamas: Oh sure. blame it on the dog!
@drewonline: Here in the Antipodes, we call it 'rooting,' or 'said activity.'
@unclevanya: And while she is a whack-a-doodle, I doubt that Britney is wearing her ring "in" her finger. Mondays!
irishbreakfast
Is it that 1) celebrities bone because they are kinda attractive and so why not, you are there, let's do it, when they are in a movie together or 2) papers and blogs get more ad money when they say said celebrities are boning but most of the time they aren't?
@unclevanya: Unless things have changed in Gawker World, I'm pretty sure they use Movable Type. Anyone who has used Movable Type, especially with a multitude of plug-ins, can tell you the anti-grammar gremlins come out to play in the strangest ways in direct proportion to length, HTML and other doo-dads therein.
Therefore, begrudging the textual inaccuracies that aren't factual inaccuracies is a little like swatting flies at the landfill.
Just FYI.
@Scout 3.0: C'mon, she is such an also-ran in every way. There are loads of plastic ladies in LA.
I'm happy not to care one bit about Megan Fox or Shia LaBuff. Oh, and in the "nitpicky commenter spellcheck" department:
Megan Fox and Jamie Foxx are not related.
Also, you spelled "Gest" right (without the u) but left out an "n" in Minnelli.
How is it that anyone can manage to spell Shia LeBouef's name right? It's the Hypnotoad of celebrity names.
I think the Fox-LaBeouf rumor is just the volley from last week's news that everybody on the set got some, except Michael Bay.
P.S. Michael Bay lives and Michael Jackson dies? This is the very definition of hell.
@drewonline: Sperminating?
Dally
"The reason you should click through is to see the accompanying picture of an increasingly creepy-looking Gest sporting a new hip-hopy kind of look."
You should also click through to see the look of terror on the face of that poor girl that has to interview him. She's trying very hard to make her eyes say "Help me".
When did David Gest turn into an elderly version of the fat guy from nsync? [i19.photobucket.com]
I feel like Megan Fox is throwing away her own beauty and individuality by copying Angelina Jolie's look, mannerisms and style.
Scout 3.0
Cajun - "boning" in two articles on the same day - can't we come up with more diverse terms to describe said activity.
drewonline
What exactly is that hair color David Gest is sporting?
ShanghaiLil
Man, is a 200 dollar cubic zirconia and a bottle of bourbon really all it takes to get Britney Spears to marry you?
Shia does have a younger David Silver look.
No I never watched 90210, why do you ask?