Friday, June 19, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Married Pair Is Dragging Out Their Divorce So They Can Continue To Make Money As A Couple?

11:44PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a vainglorious and slightly nutty music bigwig, a radio host whose losing two prize jewels, and something about a divorcing couple who might be Jon & Kate? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Here Comes The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You’ve Been Waiting For

10:21PM the cajun boy | Someone is shopping a tape of Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner. More »
Small Screen

Danny DeVito Addresses His Proclivity For Public Drunkenness

6:56PM the cajun boy | Danny DeVito was a guest on Letterman’s show last night and Letterman took the opportunity to ask DeVito about his most recent episode of public drunkenness. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day II

1:50PM Jess McGuire | Allure Media’s very own Kym Weathersten sent me this video, and god bless her for doing so. It’s a Friday so let’s clip on like there’s no (blogging) tomorrow! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Greg Evans Is Everywhere Today!

12:48PM Jess McGuire | Or perhaps I should be saying Greg Evans is everywhere… Sunrise! HAHAHAHA JUST A LITTLE NETWORK RIVALRY HUMOUR THERE FOLKS, I’LL BE HERE ALL DAY!!!! PLEASE TRY THE VEAL!!!! But if you caught Sunrise this morning, you would have seen the former Perfect Match host performing a mass commitment ceremony for couples – gay and straight – on Channel Seven. It was truly… something. I especially liked the dude who got down on one knee to say his vows. You’re not proposing, you massive nong! As Bob Marley would say – get up, stand up.. mon. Let’s move on before I bang out more ellipses, eh? More »
Big Screen

Go, Russ, Go!

11:19AM Jess McGuire | Whenever Russell Crowe does something bad like throw a phone during a tantrum or release an album, I prefer to think of him as a New Zealander with some decent roles in Australian films under his belt. But when he wins an Oscar or wanders around Sydney wearing a tasteful tracksuit combo, I adore him to pieces and feel proud to call him my fellow countryman. And today, folks, Russell Crowe is from the (larger) land Down Under. More »
People

Walter Cronkite Rumoured To Be Near Death

10:38AM the cajun boy | TVNewser is reporting tonight that legendary American newsman Walter Cronkite is “gravely ill,” so ill that the network has been “updating his obituary.” More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

10:00AM Jess McGuire | The lovely Kirsty just sent in this video for Clip Of The Day with the following note attached. More »
Print

Facebook Tell-All Released Into Wild

8:31AM Ryan Tate | Facebook’s creation myth left the building, or so we hear: Fortune is said to be readying an excerpt of Ben Mezrich’s tell-all book and movie about the social network. And another publication is, naturally, trying to ruin the scoop. More »
Small Screen

Having No Other Purpose, Hillary Deadenders Target Letterman

6:57AM John Cook | The Olive Garden has pulled its ads from rapes-with-his-mouth David Letterman’s late-night show about impregnating 14-year-old girls. Why would they do that? Because the PUMA crowd threatened a boycott. Of course. Wait, remember them? More »