Thursday, June 18, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

The Moon And The Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan

9:54PM the cajun boy | Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. align More »
Small Screen

The Daily Show Investigates Iran’s Hatred For Americans

8:30PM the cajun boy | Ever since we first heard that The Daily Show was sending Jason Jones to Iran to cover the election there, we’ve been anxious to see if they’d be able to find comedy in what was happening there. They did. More »
Small Screen

You Will Probably Watch Bored To Death

7:42PM the cajun boy | The trailer for HBO’s Bored to Death, a show created by Jonathan Ames starring Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galifianakis about a Brooklyn writer living out his dream to be a character in a Raymond Chandler novel, is now online. [HBO.com]
Small Screen

William Shatner Mimes Masturbation, Flips Off Conan On Tonight Show

7:15PM the cajun boy | William Shatner, looking bloated, red-faced, sweating, and acting as though he was either high or drunk or both, was a guest for the ages on Conan’s Tonight Show tonight. God bless him. More »
Small Screen

Massive Layoffs At Access Hollywood

1:32PM the cajun boy | Well, it looks as though the economic downturn has found another media victim. A tipster tells us tonight that there’s been a “completely unexpected bloodbath” at Access Hollywood. More »
Music

Pink’s Brush With Death!

10:57AM Jess McGuire | I am thoroughly confident I speak on behalf of all Australians when I say this country is absolutely batshit crazy about all things Pink. The very clever Guy Blackman recently wrote a piece in The Age discussing why folks from the land down under are just mad for Alecia Moore, and the town of Ballarat even renamed itself Pinkville the other week (which added to my increasingly long list of Reasons I Love The ‘Rat Wholeheartedly). It’s difficult to even begin imagining how devastated our nation would be if Pink were ever injured – or worse, killed! – whilst performing on our soil, and yet such a disaster very nearly happened during a show in Brisbane. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

10:06AM Jess McGuire | Have we done Serious Baby yet? It’s so hard to remember. SEND ME MORE CLIPS, YOU ADORABLE BASTARDS! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Not The Greatest Choice Of Words…

8:46AM Jess McGuire | A mate pointed out the questionable wording in the following advertisement for a rental property on realestate.com.au and I couldn’t help but feel I should alert you to it. It’s rather wrongtown, just so you know. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Ashton Kutcher: Live And Fabulous

7:06AM Richard Lawson | Going to the theatre can often be a culturally enlightening experience. But it does cost a lot of money. So when you do go, you want to make sure it’s something good, right? Like something starring Ashton Kutcher! More »
Print

Little Mag That Could (Help Lead Us To War) Sold

6:49AM Pareene | In 1995, Rupert Murdoch founded The Weekly Standard, a right-wing magazine that lost millions of dollars every year. But his new toy is The Wall Street Journal, and so he’s sold the Standard to another rich conservative. More »