Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Will And Jada Pinkett Smith Will Sneak Into Your Bedroom For A Shag
9:59PM the cajun boy | Jada Pinkett Smith says she and Will like to bang in other people’s homes, Victoria Beckham has her third boob job, Nicole Ritchie breaks up Lohan and Ronson, Owen Wilson still loves Kate Hudson, and Judd Apatow sucks in bed. More »
Small Screen
Letterman Mocks Pathetic Protest Calling For His Firing
8:33PM the cajun boy | Tens of imbecilic wingnuts turned out earlier today outside of Letterman’s studio to express faux outrage over his “perverted” jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughters, which in turn provoked Dave to spend almost an entire segment mocking them. More »
People
Levi Johnston Goes Hollywood
6:32PM the cajun boy | Levi Johnston, noted Palin daughter-nailer, has hired Tank Jones, “a size-58 suit-wearing black man,” to manage his career and be his bodyguard. He’s also developed an alter ego to help him destroy his Wasilla-ness and fully embrace douchedom—”Ricky Hollywood.” More »
Online
TechCrunch Editor Survives Vicious Rwandan Baboon Attack
12:11PM the cajun boy | Traveling abroad is dangerous for the media. Take TechCrunch’s Sarah Lacy for instance. She’s in Rwanda, writing a book or something, when a baboon attacked her breakfast. Thankfully, she works for Michael Arrington, so she has experience handling deranged primates. More »
People
11:29AM Jess McGuire | Well, this is unexpected news! Seems television presenter and multiple Gold Logie winner Rove McManus secretly married actress Tasma Walton yesterday. Way to get hitched on the sly, you two! More »
Rove McManus And Tasma Walton Just Got Married!
11:29AM Jess McGuire | Well, this is unexpected news! Seems television presenter and multiple Gold Logie winner Rove McManus secretly married actress Tasma Walton yesterday. Way to get hitched on the sly, you two! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:15AM Jess McGuire | Because deep down, everyone’s a little bit racist. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:15AM Jess McGuire | Because deep down, everyone’s a little bit racist. More »
Music
6:30AM Jess McGuire | Occasionally the ARIA singles chart is so appalling, it makes you wonder how on earth certain songs were ever released. But what you should really be feeling is totally grateful, because no matter how heinous certain pop songs are, remember that there are a gazillion (exact figure) tunes which were penned but – thankfully – never released. Like the following tune… More »
This Is Pretty Much The Worst Song Ever Written
6:30AM Jess McGuire | Occasionally the ARIA singles chart is so appalling, it makes you wonder how on earth certain songs were ever released. But what you should really be feeling is totally grateful, because no matter how heinous certain pop songs are, remember that there are a gazillion (exact figure) tunes which were penned but – thankfully – never released. Like the following tune… More »
Online
ABC News Reporter In Tehran Is Confined To His Hotel
6:06AM John Cook | The crackdown in the foreign press in Iran has intensified significantly today. This morning, foreign reporters were barred from covering protests. Now US ABC News’ Jim Sciutto says via Twitter that he’s been confined to his hotel. More »
Small Screen
David Letterman’s Job Is Probably Safe
6:00AM Gabriel Snyder | On Facebook, 439 people said they might drop by the Ed Sullivan theatre today to demand that CBS dump David Letterman for sexually assaulting telling a bad joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter. Approximately 400 of those people are liars. More »
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