Thursday, June 11, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Paris Hilton’s Tainted Goods Are Back On The Market
9:29PM the cajun boy | Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he’s not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham’s nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More »
Small Screen
The Daily Show Visits The New York Times, Purveyors Of ‘Aged News’
8:20PM the cajun boy | In what might be the most painfully funny Daily Show skit ever produced, Jason Jones visited the New York Times building in Midtown and interviewed some of the paper’s staff, quite uncomfortably. More »
Small Screen
Letterman Responds To Sarah Palin’s Righteous Indignation
6:18PM the cajun boy | Earlier this week, David Letterman used Sarah Palin’s recent New York trip as fodder for jokes. This angered Sarah and Todd Palin, who called him “pathetic” and “disgusting” for telling “sexually perverted” jokes. Tonight Letterman responded. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:30PM Jess McGuire | Talk about finger on the pulse! Only 100,000,000 people have seen this video before I did. I don’t care how out of touch I am, I love it. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day II
3:30PM Jess McGuire | Talk about finger on the pulse! Only 100,000,000 people have seen this video before I did. I don’t care how out of touch I am, I love it. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Today’s choice? Hammer Dance flashmob. They’re pretty much the only three words you need to hear. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Today’s choice? Hammer Dance flashmob. They’re pretty much the only three words you need to hear. More »
People
12:13PM Jess McGuire | It appears Australian actress Greta Scacchi has decided to take off all her clothes for a campaign which aims to convince British restaurants to only use seafood sourced from sustainable stocks – or as the Daily Telegraph’s headline of choice put it, “stop pluncering of the sea”. How very Miranda Kerr of her! More »
Greta Scacchi Gets Naked, Fishy
12:13PM Jess McGuire | It appears Australian actress Greta Scacchi has decided to take off all her clothes for a campaign which aims to convince British restaurants to only use seafood sourced from sustainable stocks – or as the Daily Telegraph’s headline of choice put it, “stop pluncering of the sea”. How very Miranda Kerr of her! More »
People
10:35AM Jess McGuire | God bless The Smoking Gun – I’m certainly glad I bothered reading their newsletter today, because they’ve delivered the goods once more. Would you like to see what Mr Wall Of Bars looks like without his crazy wig? Oh, click on through to the other side… More »
Phil Spector… Sans Wig!
10:35AM Jess McGuire | God bless The Smoking Gun – I’m certainly glad I bothered reading their newsletter today, because they’ve delivered the goods once more. Would you like to see what Mr Wall Of Bars looks like without his crazy wig? Oh, click on through to the other side… More »
People
9:40AM Jess McGuire | Shocking news from the idiot celebrity frontlines! Party throwing sunglasses enthusiast Corey Worthington has passed up the chance to empty the bins and ogle boobies at the Zoo Weekly offices in order to do an honest days work for an honest day’s pay. Clare Werbeloff, take note! More »
Is It Possible Corey Worthington Is Maturing?
9:40AM Jess McGuire | Shocking news from the idiot celebrity frontlines! Party throwing sunglasses enthusiast Corey Worthington has passed up the chance to empty the bins and ogle boobies at the Zoo Weekly offices in order to do an honest days work for an honest day’s pay. Clare Werbeloff, take note! More »
Small Screen
8:28AM Jess McGuire | I’m not entirely sure if I’ve mentioned it on here (a couple of thousand times) or not, but Law & Order: SVU is one of my favourite television programs in the history of anything. In fact, I am close to placing a fatwa on Channel Ten for deciding to start broadcasting new episodes to Wednesday nights (when I have to host trivia at The Corner Hotel) instead of showing it on Thursday nights (the one evening I happen to have free during the week). More »
Didn’t Something Like This Happen On Law & Order: SVU Recently?
8:28AM Jess McGuire | I’m not entirely sure if I’ve mentioned it on here (a couple of thousand times) or not, but Law & Order: SVU is one of my favourite television programs in the history of anything. In fact, I am close to placing a fatwa on Channel Ten for deciding to start broadcasting new episodes to Wednesday nights (when I have to host trivia at The Corner Hotel) instead of showing it on Thursday nights (the one evening I happen to have free during the week). More »
Small Screen
