Monday, June 8, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Drunken Actress Injected Her Own Lips With Vegetable Oil?
11:21PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a reporter exploring lesbianism, an actor with a wondering eye, another actor having a relapse, two hyper protective parents, one wildly unprotective dad, and the crazy oil lady. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Brangelina Getting Married To Squelch Rumours Of Love’s Demise
9:01PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More »
People
Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
7:27PM the cajun boy | On Sunday the New York Post ran an article in which attorney Mark Geragos suggested that David Carradine was murdered by “uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld” and “secret societies of martial artists.” We know what that’s code for! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Here Are Your 2009 Tony Award Winners
2:48PM the cajun boy | Were we the only ones feeling ill having missed the Tony Awards and therefore a performance by the cast of Hair? Regardless, here are the winners. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
10:35AM Foster Kamer | So, this just happened: there’s a Tony-nominated musical called Rock of Ages, which is a “jukebox” of 70s/80s anthem-rock staples, starring American Idol alumnus Constantine Margulies. Bret Michaels performed with the show tonight, and it did not go well. More »
Small Screen
Heidi Pratt’s “Hospitalisation” Is One Giant Reality TV Mess
9:00AM Foster Kamer | Heidi Pratt was rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica last night for some kind of stomach infection while filming/quitting I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Our source calls the entire thing out. More »
Small Screen
North Korea Sentences American Reporters to 12 Years Hard Labor
6:58AM Hamilton Nolan | Laura Ling, the sister of former The View co-host Lisa Ling, and fellow Current TV journalist Euna Lee have been sentenced to twelve years in a labor camp by a North Korean court for crossing that country’s border. More »
People
