Friday, June 5, 2009
People
Gossip Roundup: Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace
9:10PM the cajun boy | Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a “pop-in”, Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina deny breakup rumours AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation. More »
Small Screen
3:59PM Jess McGuire | Even though I don’t normally care too much about Dancing With The Stars, I will make a special effort with the new series because Sonia Kruger is my BFF, and supporting my peeps is just how I roll. So I am going to muster up as much excitement as I can about the fact the celebrities competing in the latest edition of the show have been revealed! More »
Dancing With The Stars Line Up Revealed!
3:59PM Jess McGuire | Even though I don’t normally care too much about Dancing With The Stars, I will make a special effort with the new series because Sonia Kruger is my BFF, and supporting my peeps is just how I roll. So I am going to muster up as much excitement as I can about the fact the celebrities competing in the latest edition of the show have been revealed! More »
Small Screen
3:44PM Jess McGuire | Seems as though it’s Home & Away Friday around these parts! First Jodi Gordon’s invisible bikie hell, and now Lincoln Lewis has admitted he made a sex tape with a teenage TV starlet. Gasp! More »
Lincoln Lewis In Sex Tape Scandal!
3:44PM Jess McGuire | Seems as though it’s Home & Away Friday around these parts! First Jodi Gordon’s invisible bikie hell, and now Lincoln Lewis has admitted he made a sex tape with a teenage TV starlet. Gasp! More » 
Small Screen
What Was Up Gwyneth Paltrow’s Legs On The Tonight Show?
3:04PM Foster Kamer | Did you see Gwyneth Paltrow on the Tonight Show? We just watched it and can’t figure out what the hell was going on with her legs in the first segment! More »
Small Screen
3:00PM Jess McGuire | I’m well aware of the fact things can and often do go a little wrong in the brain sometimes when you take drugs which can result in entire weekends can be safely filed under “Unpleasant Experiences” – and now Home & Away star Jodi Gordon knows this first hand too. More »
Jodi Gordon’s Cocaine Fuelled Invisible Bikie Hell!
3:00PM Jess McGuire | I’m well aware of the fact things can and often do go a little wrong in the brain sometimes when you take drugs which can result in entire weekends can be safely filed under “Unpleasant Experiences” – and now Home & Away star Jodi Gordon knows this first hand too. More »
Small Screen
2:13PM Jess McGuire | Just a quick follow up from this morning’s little piece regarding The Chaser – on the off chance you’re not a Crikey subscriber, you would have missed yesterday’s brilliantly cutting assessment of the current furore in their daily newsletter. You need to read it. More »
Crikey’s Summary Of The Recent Chaser Outrage
2:13PM Jess McGuire | Just a quick follow up from this morning’s little piece regarding The Chaser – on the off chance you’re not a Crikey subscriber, you would have missed yesterday’s brilliantly cutting assessment of the current furore in their daily newsletter. You need to read it. More »
People
1:05PM Jess McGuire | I think there are quite a few people in the British media who earned themselves a special place in Hell for the way they treated Susan Boyle (the folks responsible for this piece of shit being top of the list), and reading the following bit in the Popbitch newsletter just made me feel for the woman a whole lot more. More »
Probably The Most Heartbreaking Susan Boyle Fact Ever.
1:05PM Jess McGuire | I think there are quite a few people in the British media who earned themselves a special place in Hell for the way they treated Susan Boyle (the folks responsible for this piece of shit being top of the list), and reading the following bit in the Popbitch newsletter just made me feel for the woman a whole lot more. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:31PM Jess McGuire | I can’t remember who sent this to me. Was it you? You? Or even you? God. My head hurts. Watching people stacking food on pets will be my salvation. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:31PM Jess McGuire | I can’t remember who sent this to me. Was it you? You? Or even you? God. My head hurts. Watching people stacking food on pets will be my salvation. More »
Music
10:41AM Jess McGuire | The days when one could spend countless hours happily daydreaming about what Michael Jackson’s children actually look like under their surgical masks are well and truly over. The Daily Mail has just published some close up pics of the self-proclaimed King Of Pop’s eldest two children, and much like Carrie Bradshaw gazing out the window and puffing away on a cigarette, I couldn’t help but wonder… More »
Have A Look At Michael Jackson’s Kids!
10:41AM Jess McGuire | The days when one could spend countless hours happily daydreaming about what Michael Jackson’s children actually look like under their surgical masks are well and truly over. The Daily Mail has just published some close up pics of the self-proclaimed King Of Pop’s eldest two children, and much like Carrie Bradshaw gazing out the window and puffing away on a cigarette, I couldn’t help but wonder… More » 