Monday, June 1, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Be-Oscar’d Actress Grabs Guys’ Junk Just To Get Attention?
11:42PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a rapper on E, a crazy long Cannes item, an Oscar-honored actress spiraling down into tabloid tackiness, a hedgie with a wayward teenage son, and a celebrity stylist who tried to swindle a TV chef. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Heidi And Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out Of There!
8:34PM the cajun boy | Spencer and Heidi implode on the set of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Madonna and Kate Hudson kinda almost get into a catfight, Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter is charged in an infant’s death, and Lori Petty spent the weekend in the slammer after getting arrested for DUI. More »
Big Screen
‘Bruno’ Gets Up Close And Personal With Eminem
5:38PM the cajun boy | It’s generally a pretty safe prediction that something ridiculous will happen at The MTV Movie Awards, and tonight’s version of the show is no different. Sasha Baron Cohen just descended bare-assed from the ceiling as “Bruno” and landed in Eminem’s lap in the “69″ position. Hilarity ensued. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:13PM Jess McGuire | One man starts a dance party through sheer perseverance and awesomeness. Thanks to Natalie for sending the clip in, it has delighted every single person I know. More »
Let This Be Your Monday Inspiration
4:13PM Jess McGuire | One man starts a dance party through sheer perseverance and awesomeness. Thanks to Natalie for sending the clip in, it has delighted every single person I know. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:52AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, Elmo Keep, for bringing the following clip into my life. There are so many great moments, I barely know where to start. You should start by watching this literal version of Total Eclipse Of The Heart. More »
A Literal Version Of “Total Eclipse Of The Heart”
11:52AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, Elmo Keep, for bringing the following clip into my life. There are so many great moments, I barely know where to start. You should start by watching this literal version of Total Eclipse Of The Heart. More »
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10:05AM Jess McGuire | Orlando Bloom’s maybe-future-missus Miranda Kerr knows exactly how to get to the heart of important environmental issues. She’s taken her top off, and a bunch of music nerds who buy Rolling Stone are surely sorting out their recycling as we speak. More »
Miranda Kerr Strips Off For Trees… Or Something
10:05AM Jess McGuire | Orlando Bloom’s maybe-future-missus Miranda Kerr knows exactly how to get to the heart of important environmental issues. She’s taken her top off, and a bunch of music nerds who buy Rolling Stone are surely sorting out their recycling as we speak. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
8:23AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip is a killer song from The Marvelettes – it’s called “The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game”. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:23AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip is a killer song from The Marvelettes – it’s called “The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game”. More »
Small Screen
The Destructive Power Of 15 Minutes
8:02AM Foster Kamer | Poor Susan Boyle. Drudge is reporting via The Sun that the Britain’s Got Talent runner-up is being admitted to The Priory clinic. Hopefully this isn’t true, because that’d just be sad. Reports had her being consoled by psychiatrists before the finale started. This woman’s been through the ringer.
Flotsam & Jetsam
When Legos Just Don’t Cut It
7:58AM Foster Kamer | Schwah? These’re what appear to be some cheeky advertising student’s project – for a theoretical History Channel For Kids – that got published in their Dutch advertising school’s journal. Bizarre, disturbing. 9/11 one might not be as “funny” as the other two (JFK’s assassination and Normandy Invasion) after the jump. More »
Small Screen
