Will Kanye And Rihanna Be The Next Jay-Z And Beyonce?
Rihanna may be getting over Chris Brown by boning Kanye West, Jesus Luz puts Madonna in the “friend zone,” Mike Tyson’s 4 year-old daughter is on life support after accidentally hanging herself with an electric cord, and Brooke Shields expresses regret for not slutting around when she was young.
- Rihanna was photographed leaving the apartment of Kanye West, who just broke up with his girlfriend. No word on whether or not Kanye left Rihanna an all-caps note on the bathroom mirror the next morning. [UK Sun]
- Madonna’s alleged young Latin boy-toy, Jesus Luz, claims that she is nothing more than just his good friend. Ouch. [Daily News]
- Mike Tyson’s daughter Exodus was playing around on a treadmill in the family home when she became accidentally tangled up in an electric cord attached to the machine. She is now on life support in an Arizona hospital. [Daily News]
- Brooke Shields wishes that she wouldn’t have waited so long to get her freak on, having waited until she was 22 before giving up her virginity, largely because of low self-esteem. [US Weekly]
- Kevin Bacon, fresh from getting fleeced by Bernie Madoff, had his Blackberry stolen on the subway over the weekend. [Page Six]
- Kate Moss announced that she wants to be a novelist when her career as a model comes to an end. Should be a pretty easy transition, no? [UK Sun]
- Keifer Sutherland, fresh from an incident where he head-butted a fashion designer in a fit of boozy rage, is back on the bottle again, this time getting sloshed on the Lower East Side, with his daughter no less. [Page Six]
- Mel Gibson’s rep confirmed yesterday what we all pretty much already know—-That he’d knocked up one of his Russian mistresses and that his life is a big bag of shit right about now. [People]
- Kylie Minogue is engaged to a 31 year-old Spanish male model [Perez]
- A host of celebrities went out to the Hamptons over the holiday weekend, where they did all of the things that celebrities typically do in the Hamptons—-Party and get naked. [Page Six]
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@ShanghaiLil: The right one, my darling.
@Sweetie: Self-esteem enables one to make one's own decisions about one's sexuality, whether that involves prolonged virginity or slutting around.
Guess which one I chose...
ShanghaiLil
I have never been to the Hamptons but it sounds like the kind of place that would cause me to gauge my eyes out in disgust. And Alexandra Richards "deejaying?" Does this involve her playing songs off her ipod playlists?
Back in the day, I used to see Brooke Shields out with guys who were all darting eyes and scowls on their faces, and the first thing I would think was, "Yeah, she's not fucking him."
That would also explain all that time she spent with Michael Jackson.
I can't picture Kanye West boning anyone, to be honest, much less Rihanna.
Looker
@Sweetie: No, that would be teenage hormones and generalized boredom.
@Sweetie: I dunno-my bff has serious self-esteem issues and she remains a virgin at 26 mainly because of what onydchic says-she's terrified of anyone seeing her naked.
downwithdebbie
Anyone else notice the comment below the article on Mike Tyson's little girl's accident? I mean, who writes "HANG IN THEIR FAMILY" What a jerk-no, what a grammatically incorrect jerk!
EdricAeson
@Sweetie: Maybe she was scared of anyone seeing her in the buff?!
@Sweetie: Exactly what I was thinking.
SaraRueful
Isn't low self-esteem supposed to make you lose your virginity earlier rather than later?
@Looker: Ten bucks he has mirrors everywhere and calls out his own name.
irishflyesq
Why do I see a pattern here? Beyonce, young, female and talented, connects with Jay-Z, older, male, not talented.
Rihanna, young, female, talented, already had one young male talentless hack, now goes for another one?
Come on! What happened to being a Strong Black Woman already!?!?
sam from top chef was partying in the hamptons? mmmm, i didn't read any mention of a lady friend, does that mean he's single and ready to party (mostly in my pants i hope)?
tigolbitties
@Baroness: And there you have it. I'm sure Teri Shields broke her daughter early and often.
@DahlELama: She had a notoriously terrible stage mom who probably made her do plenty of things she didn't want to.
I have a friend that, although she's had sex, hasn't had sex in a while and is now terrified to because she's afraid she won't be any good, so that might be it too.
@Baroness: Also: Pretty Baby.
@BookishLookish: Oh, Brookie. When I read this I was all ?, because she was obvs very beautiful (still is) - how could she have low self-esteem?
But I'm guessing having an alcoholic mother, stage mom no less, might have something to do with it.
Wouldn't low self-esteem and a discomfort with one's body generally preclude one from becoming a model? Particularly one who was controversial for showing so much skin at such a young age?
Maybe she was just afraid she couldn't perform.
DahlELama
@Miss Anita Manbadly: I think there careers suggest that they are strong black women, already. And as for the talentless males, at the very least they've demonstrated a talent for having a sustained fan base and pulling strong black women.
souldecirce
@BookishLookish: Sadly, not always. Shuddering...
ShanghaiLil