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Who’s In Hollywood’s Secret Underage Gay Sex Tape?

Today we have a nasty old actor who’s been having ‘em young, a drugged out actor who peed on everything, and a secret West Hollywood sex tape that’s really raunchy.

1) “Which infamously perverted actor should start checking his dates’ IDs? He may not realise that he recently went out with some serious jailbait!” [NYDN]

2) “A C+ list actor on a fairly hit non network show. He is one of the leads. Mostly television. Anyway, drugs were considered to be one of the reasons his marriage fell apart. Apparently things have not got much better. At a party a few weeks ago he was at the home of a producer of his new movie. Our actor was feeling no pain and was doing coke like a fiend and drinking shot after shot of whiskey as well. This was a big house and the guests had all been directed to use one or two of the bathrooms. Our actor decided that a bathroom was too small for him. So, every hour or so when he went to, ummm relieve himself, he used a bedroom instead of a bathroom. Over the course of the evening he managed to mark his territory on ever piece of furniture, carpeting, bed, and a good portion of the walls. He thought it was funny as hell and at the end of the night told everyone what he had done. The next morning he was kicked off the movie, and ended up forking over about $US10,000 in damages.” [CDaN]

2) “There’s a tape floating around the black market in WeHo. It features a current tween favourite. Those who have seen it say that it’s much more disgusting than the Paris Hilton tape. This one involves more than two people, same-sex activity among both girls and boys, and our star in every position possible. Did I mention our star is believed to have been underage (somewhere between thirteen and seventeen) when it was filmed?” [BlindGossip]

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  • ritualtheory: now available on v

    @Nic Fit: In other circumstances, #2 could also be Andy Dick.

    ritualtheory: now available on vinyl

  • irishflyesq

    1. Piven
    2. Chad Michael Murray
    3. One of the Jonas brothers

    irishflyesq

  • Solomon Grundy

    @lobstr: Ah, I'm liking this guess. And not putting the tape on my Netflix queue.

  • lobstr

    3. Adam Lambert

  • Jessestalker

    No. 3- please please please be zac efron

  • MyrtleWilloughby

    Does "feeling no pain" mean heroin? After yesterday's lesson on "power bottoms", Gawker may just replace my William F. Buckley Jr. word-a-day calendar.

    MyrtleWilloughby

  • Jackiewsu

    1) Jeremy Piven
    2) David Ducovany
    3) The lead from the Nickelodeon movie Spectacular! Nolan Gerard Funk

  • Skinny lips, killer lashes

    1 has got to be Piven.

    Skinny lips, killer lashes

  • RhubarbPlatypus

    #2 Sunjata?

    RhubarbPlatypus

  • Winston Smith

    #2 is Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck.

    Winston Smith

  • Tremonius

    But there is no 3)! However, there are (2) 2)s.

  • princess_peach

    1. the pivert.

    princess_peach

  • Almostbanned

    Where can I get a copy of #3? For, um, research purposes, obviously.

    Almostbanned

  • Nic Fit

    I'm thinking #1 is Andy Dick.

  • Trulymadlyme

    3. Lindsey & Tyra? Weren't they in some movie about blow up dolls or sumpthing?

  • freedc

    @irishflyesq:

    Chad Michael Murray is on network tv, not non-network. It's gotta be an HBO, FX, or Showtime show.

    freedc

  • musicandorchids

    @Jackiewsu: i doubt it's him because they would've mentioned something about him being on a hit network show back in the day (x-files).

    musicandorchids

  • Jackiewsu

    @candy: I think its him cause the item says, non network show, fairly hit (it's definitely not trueblood or any other really popular show)and that drugs are considered one of the reasons (the main one would be the sex addiction). Also, I think he's never been above a B list actor so he's gotta be C+ at this point. You're have a point with the lead actor vs one of the leads.

  • Febryle

    1. Zombie Sir John Gielgud.
    2. Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters
    3. Kourtney Kardashian.

    Febryle

  • BadKarma

    3)Miley Cyrus

  • Ubangi

    @Trulymadlyme: There is a Rikki Lake joke in here somewhere.

    Ubangi

  • rustylinc

    1. Mickey Rourke.

    rustylinc

  • candy

    @Jackiewsu: Isn't Duchovny more like B list? Anyway, I'd say he's THE lead of his series, rather than one of, plus I haven't ever heard anything about drugs being blamed for the breakup of his marriage. Oh and finally, can Californication be described as "fairly hit"? I am not sure....

    candy

  • HiredGoons

    They're ALL Jeremy Piven.

  • cupcakes

    @bowel_and_the_obstructors: Haha yes! That makes it Robert Downey Jr., no?

  • dandles

    That Raven-Symone is a wild one! She could only hide it for so long.

    She knows what she did, and now so do we.

  • Solomon Grundy

    @N.Bells: Why would the queens of West Hollywood care about some young girl?

  • N.Bells

    I get the feeling that #3 is a girl. especially since they refernce Paris'tape.

    Chad Michael Murray did get a divorce but i never heard drugs I always heard cheating...with Paris actually

    N.Bells

  • bowel_and_the_obstructors

    Isn't #3 from Less than Zero (the novel)?

    bowel_and_the_obstructors

  • PamBeesley

    I think Number 3 may be Vanessa Hudgens. We already know she likes to take nuddie pictures.

    PamBeesley

  • PamBeesley

    @princess_peach: I immediatly thought Piven. He's gross.

    PamBeesley

  • sirjohnoldcastle

    #3 Kanye West

  • oywhatnext

    Its a Jeremyliscious day!!!

    1. Piven
    2. Piven
    3. Piven

    No go have some more sushi you douche knuckle.

  • katie

    exactly what I thought, too.

    katie

  • Wannabeer

    @MoeGolden: that was my guess too!

    Wannabeer

  • power_stroke

    @Snarkastic: West Hollywood

    power_stroke

  • Snarkastic

    What is WeHo?

    Snarkastic

  • MoeGolden

    weho reference = gay, so its tape with a bi male star. zac?

    MoeGolden

  • Bogart Shwadchuck

    #2, whoever it may be, is awesome

  • BenderingTimeV2

    @dandles: Team Jenna

    BenderingTimeV2

  • tawnie

    #3 has to be zach effron

    tawnie

  • DrAftershave

    3 is clearly Miranda Cosgrove.

  • TwiceShy

    @tawnie: but with who!? I demand answers

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