Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
Nikkie Finke heard a rumour that the catering company who was covering the big stateside Star Trek premiere party last night totally shit the bed and ended up serving upscale grocery store food. To celebrities!
The company screwed up the (star)date and time of the big shindig, so while the affair was all snazzily decorated and big-name attended, the caterers had to scramble to Whole Foods and sadly laid out a spread of hummus and dinner rolls.
It’s weird they didn’t just use the replicators.
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I'm sure that the catering company weren't the only ones to shit the bed after the hummus and dinner roll spread.
@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: They have a really great business plan!
@JudgeFudge: To boldy go where no man had gone before.
Okay one more 11-year old nerd joke:
Why did Captain Kirk Pee on the ceiling?
@JudgeFudge: You are correct sir! I like you're version better, though.
@JudgeFudge: or... if he peeked into the toilet, that would be ... the.. er.. Captain's Log .. thank you, thank you..
Hey, whaddaya mean - Whole Foods is good enough for celebrities?
Then why do we all shop there?????
lookout72
@JudgeFudge: something that has the words boldly going in it, i'm sure .. :p
@JudgeFudge: The Captain's Log.
The joke also works if you say, "What did Spock see when Kirk came out of the shower?"
Spideyrex
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Apple Brown Betty White
OMG this reminds me of my favorite 11-year old nerd joke. Ready?
What did Spok See when he went into Cpt. Kirk's Bathroom... Anyone? Anyone?
@Golly Gee Holly: Well if I were shopping for insufferable jackasses, I'd go to Whole Foods where many of them work
Whatever, Whole Foods' Santa Fe Sunrise sandwich is defuckinglicious. Sometimes when you're drinking and surrounded by a bunch of insufferable jackasses you just need some avocado and red onion.
I'd stay away from the tribble salad...
They should have just served the gah.
/hangs head in shame
/shows self out
The Romulan rumaki was nummy.
Pizza Hut didn't deliver the pasta?
oh, the humanity!
Sir Thomas More
These caterers would totally fail at TopChef!
Sounds more like the PR people catered it.
With two hours notice, a decent caterer should be able to artfully deceive people that they are eating ready-made supermarket fare, especially Whole Foods type.
Itsjustcatnip
@DennyCrane: Nothing to be ashamed of. Have some blood wine. Qapla!
@Golly Gee Holly: Ah yes, red onion.. Russian breathmint.
@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: We shop there too! But the food is delicious.
@Itsjustcatnip:
They used to use Along Came Mary.
[www.alongcamemary.com]
Don't know if they still do.
Kitten_Witawip
Honestly, though, who here *doesn't* want to think about Zachary Quinto shoving Vegannaise into his face?
SW-2
God forbid, ye sublime humans suffer to consume the forage found in the aisles of any Whole Foods. More likely, ya'll would rather order Pizza Hut. This is a ridiculous subject.
AdolfFazool