Which Cokehead TV Actress’ Cannes Hotel Room Was Raided?
Today we have an actor who has his pot smuggled in, a coked out star doing dangerous diving tricks, a coked out actress who was almost caught in Cannes, and a sad baby lady.
1) “Which SAG Award-winning actor has pals ship him marijuana in hollowed-out candles when he’s working out of town?” [NYDN]
2) “Which star sparked a security alert when he launched himself off a diving board minutes after visiting the little boy’s room to, erm, powder his nose? The fella was inches away from smashing his head on a rock.” [Mirror]
3) “This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses’ hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down.” [CDaN]
4) “Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she’s decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she’s trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she’s been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo.” [BlindGossip]
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1, 2, & 4: Jeremy Piven
3: Jeremy Piven
3. I know Eva Longoria is there.
secretagentman
Why can't Jenny-poo adopt like Angelina does? Oh.
4. Kanye West
Evangeline Lilly? Maybe that explains why she's never been cast in anything outside of Lost, a big drug problem. I'd rather believe it was Hayden.
@Jessestalker:
100% Cooper. The rumors about the two of them have heated up in the last few days, coincidentally timed for when he has a new movie coming out and just signed to be the lead in FOX's A-Team tentpole.
@AndIAmTellingYou: and hot hot hot
@AndIAmTellingYou: Cooper, sorry.
@easternsike:I don't think doing a same-sex sex scene proves that one has no problem hiding their sexuality.
In any case, I'm just reiterating a thinly substantiated rumor.
Understater
@Jessestalker: Bradley cool is gay gay gay.
@Understater: brad cooper had an amazing sex scene in wet hot american summer. i don't think he would feel the need to hide it if he was gay.
@Jim Topoleski: Impossible! I hear that the maids in that hotel are very thorough.
@resipsaloquacious: agreed, i thought the same thing
ratherbesleeping
@Jim Topoleski: True. The dog would have been bonkers with the residue.
Goethewritesdrivel
3. Hayden Panitenere (however you spell it)
4. Jennifer Aniston
N.Bells
@Understater: So if she does have Bradley Cooper's baby is it safe to assume he's been outed by insemination?
@Jessestalker: Paul Rudd.
1. Eddie Murphy
@Jim Topoleski: I'd be surprised if every hotel room in Cannes didn't have enough coke residue for drug dogs to go apeshit.
@Understater: Oh god! I hope he's gay and he meets and falls in love with me. Oh please oh please oh please oh please.
@beefer: Not Charles! He and Brett Somers are the infallible twosome.
@Jim Topoleski: Yup. Maybe the snitch was wrong.
@Jessestalker: Bradley Cooper. I've heard rumblings 'bout him.
Understater
@Jessestalker: John Mayer and Brad Pitt, natch.
@Jessestalker: Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly, obvs...
beefer
1. Too lazy to figure it out
2. Matthew McConaughey?
3. Evangeline Lilly
4. Aniston -- How is this even a blind item? She has a movie coming out called "The Baster." Enough said.
I think the real blind item on No. 4 is who are the gay friends to which she has been romantically linked. Any guesses?
3. Evangeline Lilly.
resipsaloquacious
sorry I have to call shenanigans on the third one. There is NO WAY short of scrubbing the hell out of the hotel room the evidence of a night of coke will be cleaned away enough that a drug dog couldn't find it.
Either she didnt do coke, or she didnt do it in her hotel room, but there is NO WAY she did it and managed to get it by the dog.
Jim Topoleski
Number 4's gotta be Aniston. She starred in a movie called "The Breakup" with Vince Vaughn, and she's in an upcoming movie called The Baster with Jason Bateman. The blind item mentions the words baster and breakup.
El_Gato
@Jim Topoleski: "You're under arrest for possession of cocaine in the amount of that which the dog can totally tell was here once!"
TheRealRedDuke
@resipsaloquacious:
Totally. Especially with the whole "world comes crashing down bit" - plane crash on lost...
4. The guy is Vince Vaughn.
Rick N Teri Brown
@mattchew03:
If all of my years of serial legal procedurals have taught me anything, it's that bleach will screw up and scrub up anything. Did TV lie to me?
pixiedarling1984
1. Sean Penn
2 Seth Rogan
3 Evangeline Lilly
4 Aniston
lunarhunter
I'm starting to think that these sources just look at movie trailers and build blind items around them.