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Violent Pirate Pilot Silent; Hater Paper Savors His Capers

Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse, the surviving teenage Somali pirate, was back in court yesterday, making the best of his unplanned NYC visit. So far his main contribution has been to stimulate New York Post headline writers:

YOUNG BUC’S NEW RAPS.”

Take a moment to appreciate the double entendres-squared at work here. Abduwali’s young. He’s a buccaneer. Young Buc is a rapper. A rap is also a criminal charge. It’s a complete circle of subtext in four short—but meaningful—words.

A worthy follow-up to the last story about Abduwali crying, which used the now-classic term “PRIVA-TEARS.” Now if only Andrea Peyser could just find some way to get Andrea Peyser to break into Abduwali’s cell and scream at him about how he’ll never see his mother again, and then laugh maniacally, and then write about it, leaving out the maniacal laughing, the Post would totally win this BUC WILD story.

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  • LatestBy

    I pi-rate this 5 out of 5 stars.

  • malo-ji

    "Buc Naked!" - In this EXCLUSIVE smuggled-out cellfone foto from Rikers Island The Post shows alleged pirate being processed ...

    "Buc Rogered!" - Page Six reports alleged pirate sexually assaulted ...

    "Buc Raker!" - The Post has fotos of alleged pirate gardening ...

    malo-ji

  • lobstr

    how'd he score Ben Affleck as his personal escort?

  • CaptainFantastic

    @FormerEnglishMajor: That was my first thought.

  • Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.

    Well done, Hamilton. It took me two tries to say that title out loud.

  • FormerEnglishMajor

    @americanaquariumdrinker: Damn, I wish Dave Chappelle were still doing his show - he would have had a field day with this. Remember him in his pirate outfit for Samuel Jackson beer?

  • resipsaloquacious

    He needs a good lawyer. Any of the following will do:

    [www.esquire.com]

    [sorry if this is a repost, first try failed to post.]

    resipsaloquacious

  • americanaquariumdrinker

    is it me or is he about to say "I'm RICH BITCH!"

  • FormerEnglishMajor

    @malo-ji: You missed the headline once he's convicted:

    "The Buc Stops Here"

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