Traumatised Lady Is A Homo-Loving ‘Dingaling,’ Sez Quality Paper
Sometimes the New York Post inches over the line from “amusing” into “despicable.” Okay, not sometimes—all the time. Today, in particular! Socialite Sandra Boss’ husband lied to her, conned her for years, and then kidnapped their child. So Sandra should be thrown in jail. According to the Post:
Specifically, according to snarling werewolf-columnist Andrea Peyser, if you can believe it! This traumatised woman, Sandra Boss, had a child with the con artist calling himself Clark Rockefeller. Then the guy flipped out and kidnapped the kid. This woman’s ordeal makes Andrea sick:
But Sandra Boss shouldn’t get off the hook. She’s unquestionably guilty of stupidity in the first degree.
Either that, or, even more likely, something even worse. She really didn’t want to know.
Why wouldn’t she want to know that her husband is a pathological liar who would go on to kidnap her own child? Maybe because, as Andrea deftly puts it in her opening line, “At least he was straight. We think.”
Ha, let us snarl at this unfortunate woman! A man being straight is the minimum requirement for Andrea Peyser not to cannibalise him on her fortnightly moonlit hunting trips around Manhattan. The Post photo caption guys do their part by labelling Sandra a “Dingaling doormat,” in a photo of her with her young child.
Blaming the victim is always the Post’s fallback position, because it’s easier, and it fits in with their perma-sneers, and the werewolf blood running through Andrea Peyser’s veins has already stripped her of all human empathy, so why not go with it? Just wait till the woman starts crying over the trauma her child has endured. That’s when Andrea can really mock her!
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Future NY Post Headline:
Ditsy wife stupidly walks into husband's fist twenty-four times.
Mutley
I'd suggest that we all give affection-starved Peyser some hugs (like the youngs are so scandalously doing to each other these days) but I suspect she's probably covered in tiny shards of glass. And probably smells vaguely of urine.
The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
@resipsaloquacious: You forgot one terrific daddy. That's a lot of balls to have in the air.
now might be a fine occasion for all desperate, lonely cat ladies to review the men sleeping next to them.
Except you, Peyser, because, like BadUncle brilliantly articulated, "What man is going to put his cock into a vat of acid?"
Husband, grifter, kidnapper, Rockefeller posuer and pisser offer of a despicable harridan (i.e., Peyser): Germans, for all of their faults, are efficient.
resipsaloquacious
@Calcutter: Slut? Goes without saying. As the maintenance guy in my building proclaimed via his t-shirt yesterday, "All Bitches Are Hos".
@Treece: Do I know you, honey? You don't look familiar, but, mmmmm....you smell great.
@sarrible: Yes. And she's calling somebody else stupid.
@ms.conniving: Hey--Wanna buy some snake oil? I hear it's good for rubbing on yourself in the shower before dirty lesbian sex.
@BadUncle: Hee. I had forgotten that BadUnc's disdain for the Peys is as hilarious as it is profound.
@BookishLookish: Pussy sez what?
@sarrible: Allegedly, yes.
@sarrible: Supposedly.
Ron_Obvious
@BookishLookish: What man is going to put his cock into a vat of acid?
@sarrible: Right! Supposably, duh.
Calcutter
But the Post is part of an ongoing conspiracy of multiple counts of stupidity in the first degree.
@ms.conniving: Ha!
Well, hello, evil genius. Where have you been hiding?
It's kind of luck she was sleeping with two men at once, so that makes her a slut too.
Calcutter
Does that caption actually use the word "Supposedly" twice in the same sentence?
If I was thrown in jail for everytime I got duped by a guy, I'd be having dirty lesbian shower sex right now.
ms.conniving
Yay, HamNo, yay! Use "sez" more often!
As for the Peys, this is typical of her and only serves to proclaim to the entire world her absolute terror of life. That's why the only gettin' lovin' photos of her that exist are with a freaked-out pussy cat.
I agree, the Post are a bunch of assclowns....buuuuut, I'm going to use the old Ruth Madoff comparison of innocence here. Sans of course kidnapping!
"Sandra Boss' husband lied to her, conned her for years".....
Are we then giving Ruth Madoff the old "Bernie lied to her and conned her for years" too???
Seriously? This douche told her he was a Rockefeller? Wouldn't that set off some sort of alarm bells for the average gal?
Two different scenerios, I know, but I'm just putting it out there....everyone goes on about "I didn't know man".. like c'mon, not even a hint something is dodgy?
Well, really, it's not like anybody else was fooled.
CumaeanSibyl
Andrea Peyser is the worst writer to ever draw a paycheck for her writing.
She's stupid and nasty and unpersuasive and I hate her.
EABFD, Andrea!
j.blo
@ms.conniving:
And I would be standing there on the tiles beside you, with half the women I know.
Peyser's just jealous; she's been wanting to date a grifter ever since she saw how cute Ryan O'Neil looked in PAPER MOON.
City_Dater
@Wrapitup: You touch it along with a tra-la-la.
You have to read Peyser's article in its entirety (although I encourage you not to) to see the crux of her case for damning this woman: it was because she was too busy being a "brilliant businesswoman" forever flitting off on business trips to pay attention to what her husband was up to. So, by Peyser's brilliant logic, the best way for women to avoid being victimized by shady men is NOT by having the money and resources necessary to leave them, hire lawyers, and raise their children on their own. It's by having no job (or, at least, not one demanding enough to require you to travel or work full-time) so that your days can be freed up to Google the cretin and rifle through his underwear drawer or whatever. That Peyser is one smmart leddy...
VarickEurymachus
The hell's a 'Dingaling' anyway?
Hopefully, it's something large and spiky that the Peys can sit and spin on.
@Calcutter: Hey, what have you heard about my dumpster?
@bytememehard: Maybe you should stop wearing your, "Maintenance guys put their junk in dumpsters" t-shirt.
(first comment - it's kind of like)
Calcutter
Guilty of relentless social climbing maybe. But, casting stones from an office at the Post? Really?