Spencer Pratt, Aka ‘The Great White,’ Makes ‘Music History’
The Hills’ Spencer Pratt’s hot new rap single drops on iTunes, Britney sports a two-piece, Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo artist can’t spell and fucked up her new ink, some crazed Idol fan attempted to strangle Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend outside the show’s studio after the finale, and Amy Winehouse is in the hospital AGAIN!
- Spencer Pratt, rapping under the name “The Great White” and desperately trying to find some sort of relevance in the real world, has released his first rap song titled “I’m a Celebrity” on iTunes. Yeah. [US Weekly]
- Britney Spears is running around the Bahamas in a two piece looking all semi-hot and shit! [TMZ]
- Hayden Panettiere got a tattoo running straight down the side of her torso and the tattoo artist who did the job misspelled one of the words in the phrase. [Perez]
- An American Idol fan walked up to Terri Seymour, Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend, outside of the Idol studios and asked if she was still seeing him. Then the freak tried to strangle her and now Simon has hired a bunch of ex-Army commandos to protect him from these sort of idiots. [Sun]
- For the third time in three months, Amy Winehouse has been hospitalised for being a complete fucking trainwreck. [Mirror]
- Hey remember Chad Lowe, brother of Rob and ex-husband to Hillary Swank? He’s just became a father with his new girlfriend! [EOnline]
- What the hell are 50 Cent and Bette Midler doing arm in arm at a garden party? Is he gay or something?! [Mirror]
- Hey look it’s our little emo buddy Pete Wentz hanging out with Rihanna, but please don’t tell him we said anything about this or he might start crying like a little bitch again. [Just Jared]
- John and Kat Plus Eight ’star’ Kate Gosselin fired forty, fucking FORTY, aides in a span of three months. [US Weekly]
- Britney Spears’ former bodyguard says that her negligence led to him suffering a devastating injury while on the job. We can’t even begin to imagine what she did to him. [Daily News]
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'The Great White' WHAT? Noise?
GeraldineHyperion
Also, TCB- you are fabulous.
Kathy Griffin was right when she said Spencer looks like a preppy murderer.
Why is this person famous? Who is responsible for this? I want their heads.
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I just listened to the 30-second sample on itunes and its just as bad as you can imagine.
Actual lyric: "First Tweet of the day, I get my swag on..."
Almostbanned
As a gay male, pictures of Spencer are almost enough to turn me straight. Ugh.
Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend got choked and Cowell highers ex-Army commandos to protect.....himself?
uncivily obedient
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Please tell me that he will end up a bitter and broken man. I hate seeing his smug face.
How many people will download the androgynous Spencer's androgynous rap just to laugh at it? Thats actually a good marjketing plan..
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Chad Lowe: Father with his new girlfriend, or father to his new girlfriend? The latter seems more Lowe than the former.
Awesome X
sorry gawker, pete wentz totally has a google alert set up on his name. expect a tear or two from him later.
cocodevaux
@DahlELama: I like word tattoos when they are totally random. I saw a guy in the ER one time who had "Bodistava" tattoed on his shoulder. I asked him why he he got it and he just said "I was really high and I like Steely Dan..".
I thought that was acceptable.
@blix: Thanks, blix, that's the first thing that's made me laugh since last week when Rumsfeld testified that it was actually Bush's idea to invade Iraq.
Tattertotter
@BookishLookish: If only Commies were still given.
@Fry_Bread_Power:
There's a frappacino joke in here somewhere...
nicoleg666
@Dr. Nick: You took the high road and I...oh nebbermind.
Ever get fed up with the comments over here? Click over to Perez once in a while.
I hate everybody.
Muggs Bigglesworth
@resipsaloquacious: He'll just have to settle on SPZA
@BookishLookish: Mrs. Dr. Nick will be glad to know you still find her gorgeous.
@blix: I was going to make that joke, but I didn't want to Rob other commenters of the opportunity.
"First tweet of the day," is the first line of the song. And, for me, the last.
Ah Hayden, even in your major screwups you are not original. Britney already did the whole "foreign language tattoo that doesn't make sense" thing with the Hebrew on the back of her neck. At least go balls-out like she did and get a word that literally doesn't mean anything. Incorrect grammar is just tacky.
DahlELama
This will surely work out as well as things did for that other Great White musical act.
[en.wikipedia.org]
That kid stranded at JC Penny remark was hilarious! Thanks for posting that one. :-D
OprahBabb
@BookishLookish: I would like to strongly second Dr. Nick's love of BookishLookish. Bookish, you are superb.
@uncivily obedient: Well, yeah!! Why would he want to protect her? She is his X after all!!
mslewis
@AliHajiSheik: with the doped out dubble N and ev'rthang
@scroll_lock: Any day that includes a Kathy Griffin quote is a good day.
@FormerEnglishMajor: In the near future (I cannot say when; I have been sworn to secrecy), "Who was Spencer Pratt?" will be a Double Jeopardy! answer on Jeopardy! No one will guess correctly.
@Private Hangnail: You are sweet to worry, but please don't, it was way back in the 20th century. I'm nearly two size sixes now!
@Dr. Nick: I know you do, darling. But you would still have cheated on me with that gorgeous, long-limbed creature.
I am sending face cancer with my mind to anyone that downloads a Spencer Pratt song on itunes. Face canncer. Think about it.
AliHajiSheik
It's too bad the name "Ghost Face Killer" was already taken, it would be spot on for Spence.
resipsaloquacious
@BookishLookish: Please tell me he was eating with or eating out. Because otherwise I'm worried for you.
@Fry_Bread_Power: Thank heavens the Slurpee broke his fall.
@mmstk101: It's his enormous head I think. It just keeps going in all directions, leaving his little face stranded like a kid at JC Penney when mom has finally had enough.
@Dr. Nick: The question kinda leaves Chad hanging.
@Dr. Nick: It gave me night terrors whilst wide awake in the morning.
I'm just happy the Mirror uses the term "fortnight".
WorkerBee2000
@BookishLookish: god I love you.
@Almostbanned: reading that made me go blind.
@Awesome X: that's a pretty Lowe blow.
Britney Spears' former bodyguard says that her negligence led to him suffering a devastating injury while on the job.
He slipped on an empty Cheetos bag.
Ah, The Great White Shame out to prove he's as worthless as he looks.
EhBologna
@GeraldineHyperion: "The Great White Plague Upon Humanity."
OK, schadenfreude.
Hayden, you stupid little poseuse, you cannot fake this stuff by paying someone to write it on your skin. You have to learn Italian the hard way, on your back in an squeaky old horsehair bed in an ancient, rusty-piped apartment in Milan. Then you have to learn regret, when six months later, you catch your boyfriend eating one of the runway girls where you were working as the lowly fit model.
The Great White Nope.
gnomeslice