Peter Andre And Jordan Have Split!

If I told you I was actually shocked to learn Peter Andre and his equine loving missus Katie Price (aka Jordan) had decided to call it quits, would you believe me? You should, because I am being somewhat genuine. Of course they’re publicity hounds, but I really thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it work! If their love can wither and die, why should the rest of us even bother trying to find someone special?

Reports AAP:

Australian pop singer Peter Andre has split from his glamour model wife-turned author Katie Price after nearly four years of marriage. Andre and Price, famously known as Jordan from her topless modelling days, announced the split in a brief statement released by their management company on Monday.

“They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time,” the statement said.

Yes, because family privacy has always been important to Katie and Peter.

Anyway, considering the publicity hungry pair were just recently telling press that they hoped to have more children, the separation has left folks speculating what exactly inspired the Price-Andres to end their relationship. Is it possible that Peter couldn’t keep his acorn in his pants? Was Jordan banging the wrong kind of balls on the polo circuit?

In October last year, (Price) confided she would leave Andre if he cheated on her.

“I wouldn’t [leave him]. It would only be if he cheated on me,” she said. “I think that’s the same for both of us – there’s nothing else that would make us break up – only if one of us was unfaithful.”

I am gutted.

And now it’s time to watch little Harvey tell Peter to fuck off.

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