“Periscope Down, Mr. Blackwell.”

You know what? I'm okay with this.

Michael Jackson after latest surgery: We're this close to getting it right.

@bytememehard: "Engorged Clitty" was the name of my mom's comedy/improv troop. True story.

Lady Gaga's outfit was completely ruined by her sloppy-ass entourage and her Uggs.

Girl's got a package. Do not want (to make that mistake again)!

"Make my pants visible, by this much."

If I hear "Poker Face" again, I will wish to be deaf in both ears instead of just the one.

I'm late to the game on this, but why the Onesies? Is she trying to start a trend? It's not working.

It Is Easier for Dorothy Hamill to Squeeze Through the Eye of a Needle.

When a woman with a belly sweatshirt, plaid handbag and Uggs has to avert her eyes, you know your fashion sense is bad.

@SidAndFinancy: Lulz. It's gonna be HOT!

@bytememehard: Byte, I adore you, but you have simply got to get over this terror of the ladybits. It adds ten years to your face, darling.

@CaptainFantastic: My guess: either a zipper tab, or a custom-fitted clitoral sheath.

Wow, I feel dirty just typing that.

Question: how does she go to the bathroom. Does she have to take off everything just to pee? unless of course there are snaps down there.

crazycatlady

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: That outfit includes a bodyguard.

Btwbfdimho

Just blanch.

@so5minutesago: The magical land of Fire and Ice, where they also operate a Mongolian grill

Paul.B.Dodd

There must be an assistant making machine. They all seem the same:

Uggs, check.

No make up/messy unwashed hair, check.

A touch sloppy, check.

Pissed off expression, check.

resipsaloquacious

"It must be this big to qualify as a disco stick."

DahlELama

Lady Gaga is to Katy Perry as fighting fire with fire is to leotards.

hesperid

In this photo: Hulk Hogan enters MSG for his 1984 title match vs. Big John Studd.An unknown, at the time,Bam Bam Bigelow accompanies the Hulkster.

You should know that she's not singing in Sydney, she was there for her first pro wrestling bout.

I also have a short shameful confession, Poker Face has been stuck in my brain all week and I can't get rid of it.

not the droids you're looking for.

Is that leotard so tight you can actually see her engorged clitty poking through, or is that my imagination (which doesn't usual imagine such horrors)?

@CaptainFantastic: I saw it too and wondered but am too terrified to know the answer.

@SidAndFinancy: Yeah, wrong story, Sid. Starting the pre-party for tonight's event already?

This will surely work out as well as things did for that other Great White musical act.

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@parafilm: "What are you going to wear?"
"Ill fitting dickies. How about you?"
"Well, I just know I won't have pants on."

princeCapsaicin

Ghastly.

depardoo

@parafilm: Here's an image to haunt your dreams:

Lady Gaga in momjeans.

Why do all the bodygaurds have the same expression on their faces? It's like, what are you secret service?

@parafilm: she wears them at the end of the "lovegame" video... and it seems wrong. The entire time... you just want her to take them off.

Please tell me that's a thong leotard! And that's why the woman in the back is averting her eyes.

czecher

@parafilm: I have and she looks weird. That means she doesn't wear them so much that now she looks off if she does. Like Bono w/out sunglasses and LL Cool J without a hat.

Open caption, hell . . . I want to know how much I need to make in order to get someone to hold my purse.

@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: all i know is i want her thighs for breakfast. LOVE THEM. NOM NOM NOM

That Lady Gaga has the thighs of a gymnast, must do tons of squats. I wonder how much she can bench press?

Woman from future induces worldwide mass suicide.

What is the gray thing by her hoo-ha?

(She's mentally handicapped, right?)

Lady Gaga arrives on set to begin filming sci-fi epic, Sluterella and the 23rd Century Thighs

I don't think I've ever seen this woman wearing pants.

parafilm

OK Stupid

I like that the boyguard's manbag matches his outfit.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

It must be magical to be in a place where it's chilly enough to wear a leather (?) jacket, yet too warm to wear pants.

so5minutesago

People flee when the fearsome Playboy Bunny gang symbol is displayed.

@KentuckyBabe: My legs are actually just the same shape as hers. I'm never wearing pants again. Lady ROCKS!

@bytememehard: It's not like a little dick, it is a little dick. She's a man, baby!

nickcarroway

@CaptainFantastic: Five o'clock shadow.

nickcarroway

@friendslikeJimRome: LOVE IT. She's great.

Coke-r Face

Amanda Lepore called. She wants her penis back.

RollsRoyceRevenge

@Pope John Peeps II: yeah -- it's like a little dick, ain't it?

I thought Lady GagGag's body guard was Tony Soprano.

miss_msry

@bytememehard: do you think it pokes downward? that it's on the bottom? hee hee.

@CaptainFantastic: it's just a shadow!