Paula Abdul Thinks She’s Huge In Austria
Hah, oh dear. It seems that Paula Abdul, cat-litter-mouthed judge of American Idol singers, was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character in his new film. And she still doesn’t know it.
Page Six hisses that the girl, who is forever yours, had a lengthy sitdown with the fake gay Austrian fashion reporter, and has still not figured out—because synapses fire pretty slowly through Farina—that it was all a hoax. Most people who were duped by the reality comedian figured it out pretty quick, but no, not dear Paula. Her spokesperson declined to comment, but, I guess, now she must be aware of it.
Sorry P!
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Really?! I imagine Paula and any other celeb that appears in this movie knew exactly what was going on. These folks wouldn't know an unscripted, un-handled moment life moment if it hit them upside the head, because they have minions to keep such moments from occuring.
markscottmusic
@Plawf:
Such language! She is "cognitive misaligned."
Pamela Strangeways
@Max_Luchs:
No, but there is a large population of Scat Kats...which explains why Paula is so big there.
serpentinefire
I'm huge in Austria awhawhawhawhaw
lolgreg
There are no kangaroos in Austria?!
Max_Luchs
It doesn't seem too difficult to trick someone strung out on 3872 different kinds of pills.
Paul.B.Dodd
I haven't slept in a couple of days, so rather than trying any poorly executed attempts at sarcasm, i'm just take the easy shot: that woman is a total retard.
ummmmmm but further, how exactly was mr. ron paul duped by bruno in a hotel room?
"Oh, well, eh, Mr. Bruno I'm not sure I understand the true nature of this her traditional Austrian dance all the menfolk do. But I reckon if you say it's awful important to teach good pure family values...oh, ooooohhh"
pattycakes
Hater. Let's see you try this:
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She might be huge in Astoria. Because of all the gays, you see.
cmd
Well, she is huge in Austria, but only because it is so small.
"synapses fire pretty slowly through Farina"
Richard, my love for you knows no bounds.