Paris Hilton Is The Worst Neighbor In The World
Paris Hilton’s neighbour offered her landlord money to throw her arse into the street, Mel Gibson has definitely knocked up his Russian girlfriend/mistress, and A-Rod is boning romantic comedy actress Kate Hudson.
- You want to know how to tell if you’re a horrible human being? When you’re such an awful neighbour that the person living next door to you is willing to pay off your landlord to kick you out so he doesn’t have to live next door to you, that’s how you know! [Mirror]
- Mel Gibson’s girlfriend is most definitely pregnant. Nice to see that Mel, despite all his other breakdowns of faith, is still not practicing birth control. [TMZ]
- Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson have been seen hooking up all over town, at Mustang Grill on the Upper East Side, at Lure Fish Bar in Soho, and Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel, so yeah, he’s totally boning the Matthew McConaughey out of her. [Page Six]
- Wind-maligned disgraced pageant broad Carrie Prejean will not be getting her own day in San Diego. Surely she’ll fight through the pain by posing topless for some random photographer while she prays to JESUS. [TMZ]
- Rihanna is getting over Chris Brown by hanging out in strip clubs. [Page Six]
- Ted Kennedy could never bring himself to explain what happened at Chappaquiddick Island to Mary Jo Kopechne’s parents. [Gatecrasher]
- All-caps emo-blogger Kanye West has pleaded not guilty to charges related to his assaulting a photographer [EOnline]
- Lily Allen is on an African safari and is Twittering about it all over the place. So sad. [PITNB]
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@dell123: Not sure, but there would be one notable exception.
zibby
I think Gawker should start a fund drive to supplement whatever funds Paris Hilton's neighbor is offering the landlord. It's the only way to be sure.
zibby
@OMG! Ponies!: And the sequel Jeter's Just Not That Into You
In Ted Kennedy's defense, when I drink that much I black out too.
Kate Hudson will now star in "How To Lose The Pennant Race In 10 Games In September".
But hasn't the Kopechne family ben living off the Kennedys for years?
dell123
The Mustang Grill? Don't they have a better class of dump to infest?
As part of a new Health Initiative against Swine Flu, I'm asking ALL concerned citizens to donate to a fund to bribe the state department to have Paris Hilton kicked out of the country.. Dig DEEP, people!
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
Kate Hudson has started her 'bucket list' early.
felion
@once:
Beyond rude, and the Kopechnes live somewhere in the Pocanos, so we are talking about a 6-8 hour drive.
To be sure, Ted would have had to go it alone; do you think anyone was going to ride with Ted?
felion
Jeez, I would think Phil Spector is probably the worst neighbor in the world.
EastEndguy
Does anyone else find the Kopechne's deference to the Kennedy family f'cked up? Ted made THEM drive "all the way" to HIM, rather than the other way around, twice, and then he had nothing to say? Ethel had such "kind words": "[Mary Jo] is in her rightful place in heaven" - well I say that's open to interpretation (your daughter was a harlot, just being polite). Rose kept in touch for a year (a whole year!) At one point Rose "invited us to her apartment...saying she was going to have us to dinner" 'Saying' being the operative word, here, - never actually happened for real, huh? This just blows my mind.
once
Paris Hilton has a fucking landlord?? That's not so hot...
A-Rod's been reading Open Caption.
@kevipants!: Whoa, buddy. That's an Oscar-nominated actress you're disparaging.
Poor Kate Hudson. Settling for Betthany Frankel's sloppy seconds.
Is there anyone that is not boning Kate Hudson?
Oh, yeah, that would be Smails.
Can we please kill Kate Hudson? She's the worst.
@Mike Jahn: A group of chihuahuas is called a mexi-melt. As in: "A mexi-melt of chihuahuas has been shitting and fucking in my yard all morning."
@OMG! Ponies!: And if I were a Kennedy, I'd really need to drink that much (so MUCH to forget!).
Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
I think Paris Hilton should buy Hachette Filipacchi Media. Believe it or not, it would be a step up for management there!
hatchetman
What bothers Paris Hilton's neighbor so much, the several dozen abandoned chihuahuas?
@Mike Jahn: I think it's the wafting scent of freebase coming over the hedges.
sorry, NEVER "popular"
bichon
He left her in the car, right? She was alive when he left? He didn't want to report it, right?
I agree, never should have driven up to see HIM.
He was always the brother who was "popular" anyway.
bichon