Paris Hilton Inadvertently Describes Self When Trash Talking The Hills
This is the biggest story yet to come rumbling out of the gate on this dreary Friday. Paris Hilton, known reality TV empress and dater of Hills castoff Doug “the Frozen Burrito Heir” Reinhardt (LC totally dumped him!), has taken the show to task for being “fake” and “lame.” Hm.
When asked if her cheddarblock boyfriend would appear on the MTV program again, Hilton issued the following self-referential statement:
The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame. I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.
(Had Paris said that he didn’t want to be on the show anymore, Hilton would be both knocking The Hills and presaging the future of her relationship with the Burrito King of the Southland, but she didn’t, so oh well, joke opportunity denied.)
Apparently what isn’t cheesy, lame, or fake is Hilton’s own MTV reality blergh (she does realise they’re on the same network, right?), My New BFF 2, as Reinhardt will be appearing in several episodes of that Peabody-dismissed series.
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right there behind you valet!!@valet_of_the_dolls:
budy920
I would so wreck that cheddarblock.
@El Matardillo: I thought that was from 30 Rock.
"blergh?" Richard, since when did you pick up the Julia Allison book of style?
I still think Paris Hilton can serve the national good by joining the I.T. management team of Hachette Filipacchi. She meets the intelligence minimum, which isn't saying very much. I do believe she exceeds the height maximum, which isn't saying very much either.
hatchetman
Right, because searching for your "new BFF" for the second time on tv is not at all "making up a relationship when it's not even there."
(Why am I quasi-defending The Hills? That is the vitriol Paris Hilton inspires in me.)
And Don't forget diseased.
heywhat
Whatever, Paris is like soooo 2006.
@heywhat: I feel the same way about her vagina.
Well, The Hills just lost the coveted Emotionally Immature And Easily Influenced Herpetic Tramp demographic.
@valet_of_the_dolls: I think he looked better on The Hills than he does now. Paris Hilton ruins everything she touches.
Never seen it huh? But yet she knows it's fake and lame? Hmmmhmmm...
heywhat
@Richard Lawson: No, I'm sure it predates 30 Rock by multiple hair extension cycles.
I hear that Princeton has Paris on the short list for an honorary Doctorate this year.
Colonel Mustard, that was so good, I think I love you.
GardenaAkuma