Kirstie Alley Leaks Assasination Plan To Twitterati
It was a “Monday-ish” Monday for the Twitterati: A Washington Post reporter got deserted by his followers; a Time columnist had to listen to Kiefer Sutherland attempt comedy and Kirstie Allie had to KILL.
Extreme-dieting Scientologist Kirstie Alley explained who is first against the wall in the vegetable revolution. Ha… ha?
The Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza wondered if it was him or the White House stonewalling he was livetweeting that scared away so many followers.
Time columnist James Poniewozik basked in the glory of Kiefer Sutherland’s bar-assault joke.
Jezebel’s Megan Carpentier had neither penis envy nor penis guilt.
The Onion’s Joe Randazzo pseudo-lamented a tweeter’s pseudo-fame.
Investor and pundit Paul Kedrosky contemplated his own vision of hell.
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So if the Carrot People and the Potato People are both cowering against the wall, who's doing the shooting?
Kristie and her fellow Jalapeno Popper People?
MissCast
@BadUncle: Owen Thomas is gone? Yay! Now can someone bring back all the people he pettily banned?
Good luck, Ryan! Does this mean Cajun Boy is the night guy for the foreseeable future? So much movement!
SaraRueful
Congrats on the new gig, Ryan. Except for this part. I can't believe you have to sift though these piles of steaming tweet for kernels of entertainment.
Not until I'm on this list. Then Nick Denton will kill it himself!
Worst feature ever added to VW/Gawker. Mind-numblingly boring. Now you're in charge Ryan, kill this Twitter following thing STAT.
OaklandTechie
The case of the missing 'S' revealed!
pacocornholio