Flotsam & Jetsam

Kirstie Alley Blocks ‘F$##ING PAPARAZZI WHORES’ On Twitter

Wired editors contemplated crystal meth; Paul Carr cursed out #hashtags and Kirstie Alley got into it with a paparazzo. The Twitterati felt seedy today.


Venture Beat’s Eric Rosser Eldon implied his computer might perform better with a little therapy.

Camera-loving blogger Shira Lazar explained how she sizes up men in Hawaii.

Wired’s Adam Rogers placed his title at the centre of a ven diagram involving sci-fi, tech journalism and hard-core narcotics.

Twitter made new-media whore Paul Carr especially #belligerent.

Kristie Alley found she could not escape the papparazzi, even on Twitter. This did not make her happy.

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Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • karts

    @El Matardillo: 2nded.

    karts

  • skymotel

    It's great to see so many Twitter users competing to be the next Oscar Wilde or total crystal queen. Restores my faith in humanity, it does.

    skymotel

  • ellagood

    twitter needs to die.
    i think my dead great grandmother is twittering now.

  • El Matardillo

    This feature needs to die.

  • WitchfinderGeneral

    SORT OF like Thetans knock on my door to ask me why I'm just not that into them..F$##ING MARCABIAN WHORES..Fifth invader force? AUDIT YOU %$#%#$

  • PikaDar-hey change my name

    @PikaDar-hey change my name: twittering...titters...twitterari? Jesus, just the thought of hearing the birds in the early am...

    PikaDar-hey change my name

  • PikaDar-hey change my name

    @skymotel: Ha. That's how it goes. No one even mentions Tribe these days. Twiterring and Facebook. All I get is high school people trying to enter my world when I use my real name.

    PikaDar-hey change my name

  • skymotel

    @PikaDar-hey change my name: Tribe is strictly Burning Man, those folks can't be bothered diluting the purity of their families.

    skymotel

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