Janice Dickinson Loves Australia

It’s always nice when foreign celebrities validate the existence of the land down under by expressing a deep love for all things Australian. It makes me feel extremely patriotic, like I want to go and paint my face with zinc and run around wearing the flag as a cape at music festivals whilst behaving in a thoroughly disgraceful way. So you can imagine how chuffed I learned Janice Dickinson is rather partial to a bit of girt by sea!

NW Magazine interviewed Janice recently, here are a couple of highlights from their chat.

NW: Hi Janice.
JD: Hello Australia! Put another shrimp on the barbie! I love that. I love Australia. Why don’t you guys find a bunch of money and bring me over there and let me work and live and own a sheep farm and find a hot Australian guy to bang every night? My new show — Janice Down Under.

Wow, that’s an explosively daft start to an interview. I dig it!

Janice talks about California models…

NW: They’re all a bit blonde and booby too.
JD: They’re all D-list, sell-out sluts and whores! I’m telling you! My God.

Onto relationship talk!

NW: You’ve been very open about the celebrities you’ve dated…
JD: Oh, I’ve f**ked them all!

NW: Who were your favourites?
JD: Oh, I don’t know, it was fun hanging out with The Rolling Stones, I loved Warren Beatty. Liam Neeson was hot. (Suggestively) You know? Right?

Amazing. Read the whole thing here.

By the way, you should follow NW Magazine on Twitter (as well as Defamer Australia, of course). They’re rather funny and deliver good links to stories all the live long day. Huzzah!