Donald Trump And Other Orange Celebs

@token_y_chromosome: It's a Big-Lipped Aligator Moment!

Ionic

@scandalouskiki: Nothing is as bad as the clowns.

Ionic

Dont we remember when George Hamilton was all creepy and crispy tan and the whole world mocked him? FAKE TANS DO NOT WORK. They look ridiculous. See I learned the hard way in 1995, when I attempted to tan the fake way before a school trip to a dude ranch, where I knew I would be in a bathing suit. I looked like I had a disease. I learned it and I hope celebrities learn this too. Looking like a disease ridden carrot is not hot!

@iheartkitties: Very nice...and you're a fellow Texan!

Sub par. YouTube material.

jorel845

Last night at the Met looked like the processing room to the Orangina factory.

CassetteLove

@wilmawonker: I like the way toddles sounds better.

mfnher

@hellonini9: I have a friend who was in an econ class with Ivanka Trump at UPenn. She said Ivanka won the genetic lottery, getting mom's looks and dad's brains. Also, she's apparently really nice.

Donald, Anita Bryant just called to congratulate you. (Google her kiddos)

TroisFilles

@hellonini9: thanks! :) It would be even better if I could get some Jezzies in there.

iheartkitties

@Sophie needs to study...damn: Oh definitely.

On another funny note, there is a Donald Trump ad outside my apartment building that someone scribbled "ASSFACE" on to.

Reminds me of what the man who cut Reagan's hair said in reply to the question "do you dye his hair?"

The guys said "absolutely not--it's just prematurely orange."

Tattertotter

@wilmawonker: ha. Toddlers

wilmawonker

i learned from Toddles & Tiaras that you NEVER fake-tan the face. For shame.

wilmawonker

Daddy, make it stop.....

That was awesome!

He should be the spokesman for Orangina.

hahahahahaha. I love you, Tracie. A+

On another note, I love Ivanka. She's smart, gorgeous, and seems to the best of her parents.

@onestrawplz: Gotta give a smidge of respect to someone that self-aware.

Looks like someone got a chemical peel...

allnighter

@token_y_chromosome: i would think that the cinematography of the later one would add to the overall scariness. i just can't fathom a balding, singing man with a flute to be scary. a tad chester the molester, but not scary. haha

@iheartkitties: Dude, great reel!

@Diziet_Sma: I guess you didn't see his taste in decor on the Apprentice. Those mirrors are probably covered in gold leaf, Rococo ornaments and Swarovski crystals. Carrot Top would appear funny in that kind of mirror.

Dalinae

@Diziet_Sma: Yes but vampires don't have a reflection. Didn't you always wonder how he could leave the house with that hairdo?

@undefined: I liked the Time Burton one quite a bit EXCEPT why did they have to give him the dentist father back story? That kinda killed it for me. So, YAY! Gene Wilder!

enchilada

Mmmmmmmm…Cheetos.

holy shit please tell me you digitally enhanced the color of his face! It was THAT bad?

Fizzy77

I wonder how orange it looked in real life. That is just really orange. Maybe it looked more tan in person. Nah, probably still orange.

@FraggleIraq: My wife still can't watch the boat scene from the original. It scares the crap out of her.

token_y_chromosome

@saintbernadette: Absolutely. I love me some Depp, but Wilder was so much better, along with, oh, everything else about the original movie.

@FraggleIraq: It must be that scene where they go through the tunnel and the chicken gets its head chopped off.

I would love to see them try to wedge that into a kids' movie these days.

@saintbernadette: It took me a minute, but when I did... HA!

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Good point. Although the thought of seeing what he looks like in a funhouse mirror gives me the heebie-jeebies.

@battleaxonista: I remember in an interview with her, the interviewer basically implied she was a gold digger, saying she'd only marry an older guy for his money. Her response was something along the lines of "He probably only married me because I'm hot."

It was all kinds of awesome.

I love you for this, Tracie.

Sputnik_Sweetheart

This. Made. My. Day.

@saintbernadette: apparently some people find the gene wilder version scarier than the johnny depp version. i like both versions, but i grew up with the first one and that one gives me the warm fuzzies, so...

@Diziet_Sma: But he also thinks his hair looks good. Maybe they are funhouse mirrors?

Sputnik_Sweetheart

@Joyce Carol Hall and Oates: It's almost as bad as the clowns...

@sarah0220: Zing

WashingMyHair

Man, the 70s version of this movie is so much better than the one from a few years ago.

AWESOME! Can I come work at Jezebel as a graphic designer/editor? I can make videos. I can makes them real good.

in case you dont believe me...
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iheartkitties

@FraggleIraq: First the roadkill hair, now the cheeto face. What's next, Snuggie suits?

WTF? he looks like a bag of cheetos exploded in his face...

See, I can't even call Melania a gold-digger because she's basically preforming a community service.

I don't understand; the guy must have thousands of mirrors in his apartment.

AH THIS GIVES ME NIGHTMARES

Orangeya glad you watched that?

I was on the silly game show Lingo a couple of years ago and while they spackled my face with lots of makeup, they unleashed a couple of paintrollers on ol' Chuck Woolery. It was like he was in a minstrel show almost:

[www.uberzine.com]

He mugged Valentino for his bronzer.... (oh sorry Mr. Valentino...)

@onestrawplz: Holy shit, that reminds me that just the other day I saw a giant poster of Vincent Gallo's face and someone had written "FILTHY TURD" on his forehead.

Brilliance.

@FraggleIraq: Not just that, but the GIANT Cheetos they have now.

raineoffire

@ArtfulSlinger: Actually modern tanning creams are pretty good. The key is moderation. They have ones where you slowly build a tan. I use them for looking a little less dead. They look nothing like this. Paris Hilton, lilo ect ect fake tan. It can look good. I can't imagine why his looks like this.

oliverdale

@morethanrain: fuck. now i haz the hungry.

clancysmum

@ShortStaK: wow, thanks ladies! if you ever need any design work you know where to go! :)

iheartkitties

Hehe this kind of reminds of this episode of the Magic School Bus where Arnold eats to many Sea-Wheaties and turns orange. I miss that show.

Ninaka

I just don't understand WTF is up with the tangerific celebs, I just don't! Back when I was in high school I tried to supliment my barely there tan with some self tanner, I thought I looked okay , but knew that the colour was just a wee bit off. That is until a complete stranger chick at the bus stop gave me the once over and snidley asked "you got jaundice or somethin'?".

Fucking hell.....had to loofah that shit off for days! Learned my lesson. Now if only someone could share this tale of woe with the Donald and La Lohan.

@Fizzy77: It was THAT bad AND he went out in public???? Whoa!

@iheartkitties: DAAAAAAMN! Serious? That was an awesome reel.....and now that I've surfed around your site, I'm totally impressed. Also? You had me at Fraggle Rock.

Is Jezebel reading my mind?

My bf is a wrestling nerd (some of those dudes are the shade of Mr. Trump) and ever since last night I've been walking around exclaiming, "how do people even get that shade of orange???"

@Diziet_Sma: yes but have you ever seen his hair? dude thinks he looks good in THAT!

franimaljones

His orange tan is paid for by the Florida Chamber of Commerce.

SultanaEleusis

@wilmawonker: Or Toddies and Tiaras. That's a different demographic entirely.

bringafajita

I love you guys!

graham_but_not_a_cracker

Tracie I knew this was you as soon as I saw the grab...You are my hero!!

Aunt_Flo

@enchilada: I preferred it to the golden geese/bubbles addition, though; it added a back story without fucking with the real story, and that was nice.

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I can't watch either movie, but I really like the Futurama version.

RunningCori

@Artemis47: I've been on a plane w/ Ivana...twice, and she's really nice. I think Ivanka gets her niceness from her. I can't imagaine she get's it from the Donald.

Natali Wind

@bringafajita: Sounds like something Gangy/Lucille from Arrested Development had a hand in...

How can you make an "Orange Celebrity Video" without including Alex Rodriguez??

TheJacqueline

@SharonTaint: That is great. Though calling Vincent a "filthy turd" is an insult to turds everywhere.

This reminds me of Lady Sovereign's song "Tango" that rips on the uber-fake-tanned (apparently it's titled for some scary orange guy in British soda commercials). "Bring out the detergent, scrub that oompa loompa, it's urgent!"

holltastic

His face actually blends in to the orange background....Seriously what does this man see when he looks in the mirror?

missmargo

I just spit all over the keyboard. Nice.

He looks like a pumpkin.

PterodactylGrrl