Crafty Vaginas

The following article in yesterday’s edition of The Age about a monthly Melbourne craft night called Trashbag Rehab contained a sentence that delighted me immensely, and I figured you may get some joy from reading it too.

I was going to give you some background, but perhaps this line works better if you don’t have any context?

Last month, costume designer Hannah Cuthbertson, 25, left her vagina behind at the bar, but gained an unexpected bonus: a boyfriend.

Are you intrigued? You should be. Go and read the whole thing now, please.

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