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Chk Chk BOOM! Kings Cross Witness Now Internet Famous

Earlier this week, Defamer Australia declared our love for her completely inappropriate eyewitness account of a shooting in Kings Cross, now it seems everyone has gone mad for Clare “Chk Chck BOOM!” Werbeloff.

Reports the Daily Telegraph:

Clare Werbeloff, the so-called Chk-Chk Boom woman who became an internet sensation after witnessing a shooting in Sydney’s King Cross red-light district, has inspired a YouTube dance remix. Werbeloff spawned a new Internet craze this week after her politically incorrect quotes on a Channel Nine TV news interview became the hottest video on the Internet.

Chk-Chk Boom fans can already snap up t-shirts from $8.50, coffee mugs from $11.99 and ceramic beer steins from $13.99. Now comes Chk-Chk Boom: The Clare Werbeloff Club Mix, released tonight on YouTube. Such has been the reaction to the clip that Werbeloff has now hired PR agent Adam Abrams.

Her own PR agent? Hahahahaha! The world is stupid.

Here’s the dance remix clip.

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Comments

  • Hirsty

    Play her off, fully sick keyboard cat. No, really.

  • Scott M

    Is this not past it’s use-by date yet?

  • Steve Stonerson

    I kind of had a feeling it would all end up like this ;)

  • Scott M

    I woulda though the first remix would be Boom! Shake The Room.
    Chk-chk-chk-ck BOOM!

  • Oh god it hit the 6 o’ clock news.

  • Rocket Rod

    I betta get down there to root gorgeous Claire before Zoo, Ralph & FHM magazines get her on their cover.

    • ratty

      fuck her eye socket till her brains…. ah no, she has none.

  • Steph

    Ha the bogan twat just admitted that she lied about the whole thing and the police confirmed it.

    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25527844-952,00.html

  • che l.

    hi chk chk boom keep a gud job!i hope wont happen to u!!!!!peace!

  • ratty

    What a pathetic piece of shit. A gutter slinking maggot. Don’t praise this worthless piece of dogs vomit.

  • karmaklown

    I cant believe this dumb mole, what a complete twat…if i were her parents id be on the first plane out of the country, id put her in a lost dogs home, no wait, there are a lot of smart dogs in those homes that would be insulting to them…wake up to yourself clare, you got one brain cell in your head how about using it

  • A very drunk Mel Gibson

    well…she’s about the right age for me,but with a name like that she must be a …burp…Christkiller.

    • Prince Harry

      An astute observation ,my dear boy.
      Bring her along to our next ‘dress up like a nazi prick’ party,there’s a good chap.

      • knobber

        shart it to the top…SHART!

  • Quim Quardashian

    I ♥ Jake’s huge peepshow goggles!

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