Brian McFadden Is Lousy In The Sack?

Australia’s favourite de facto son-in-law Brian McFadden will be stoked to learn that his batshit crazy ex-wife Kerry “Chipshop” Katona has been making public digs about his sexual prowess. Better be careful, Kerry – Delta may have innocent eyes, but bitch’d claw your eyes out in a cat fight.

Reports the Herald Sun:

The former Atomic Kitten singer, self-confessed alcoholic and mother of McFadden’s two daughters spoke at the weekend of performing in the stage show The Vagina Monologues and revealed some bedtime stories while she was at it.

“I had to fake 17 orgasms (in the play), but that wasn’t hard, I was married to Brian at the time!” she said.

Oh, SNAP! In Brian’s defence, towards the end it may have been difficult to “muster one up” when needed – he may have begun sensing what the future held for you.

I suppose we’re all just going to have to wait for Delta to stop washing her hair with Sunsilk (and playing her Nintendo Wii and drinking SoGood) and speak to the press about how dynamite her Irish beau happens to be in the sack.

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