Brad Grey Gets A Smiley Face On His Divorce Papers
Ha. Brad Grey, the forever-head of Paramount Pictures, is divorcing his wife of 25 years, Jill. The ex-missus just signed the papers and, out of either amity or cruel spite, she added a smiley face.
[TMZ]
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She can finally wear heels!
franimaljones
@Fry_Bread_Power:
That's a crowded field at this point.
And Debra Messing only has so much time to star in the TV series based on the TV movie based on the book...
City_Dater
Surprisingly, she doesn't dot her "i" with a heart.
If Brad Grey had an ounce of a sense of humor, he would have drawn the monopoly man with empty pockets.
When will people learn to wear sunscreen?
gladys_kravitz
The smiley face is a message to her soon-to-be-ex that she just received a book & tv deal based on her idea about a producer's ex-wife who must start over in a town surrounded by the film industry.
I like it when they do that on Survivor ballots, too. Women can be amusing.
fuzzywhat
Time to trade her in for a new model. I'm sure she was compensated financially for 25 years of due dilligence.(Bopping her rich husband and sitting by the pool.) And so, a smiley face.
Must have been an EXCELLENT settlement.
belltolls
Victim of too much LOL-speak?
That's what happens when your attorney delivers paperwork in a Trapper-Keeper.
In her defense, she usually signs her name with a colon and closed parenthesis, and wasn't expecting the autoformat.
You know, I've never met Jill, but from this one photo I imagine that if I were to toss garbage out on the highway, a single tear would fall right down her cheek.
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: lols
eleusiswalks
So Brad is now single? Cause he's kinda DILF-y.
irishflyesq
As a former Paramount employee, getting as far away from Brad Grey and his moneypinching micromanagement would give anyone grounds for rejoicing...
ConAnt
Actually, she's laughing because she had it signed by famed actor Joel Grey. Honestly, the lengths she'll go to just to avoid signing that damn thing.
Of course, their divorce attorneys are adding ROTFLMAO after the fees on their respective invoices.
He needs to add the animated emoticon "ohno-u-did'ent" chin to the shoulder.
thatnewgirl
What is the emoticon for "straight gangster"?
Criminy
Is she (Dirty Dancing's) Jennifer Grey's mom?
Maybe it's a newfangled type of exclamation mark for a wife getting through a bitter divorce without her lawyer having been bought off by her rich ex-husband.
(Whassup, Elliot!)
SteveManiac
@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: And thatis why you have a star, and I don't.
Matthew_Maurice
Now if there were a line through the smiley face, I would think it was code for "no Walmart for me."
Forest4theTrees
@irishflyesq:
If you likes em tiny. He is about 5'2" with lifts.
Kitten_Witawip
I think that's awesome though.
Not to quibble (and of course there's probably a backstory) but the image provided shows Jill Grey as the petitioner. So, Brad isn't doing the divorcing. She is.
MillicentPeleus