Flotsam & Jetsam

Brad And Angelina Are The Best Actors In All Of Cannes

By the cajun boy on May 22, 2009 at 9:55 PM

The Sun claims that Brad and Angelina are on the rocks and they’re just pretending to love each other, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied together last night, a Gossip Girl spinoff is definitely in the works, and Patrick Swayze poses for a photo so everyone knows he’s still alive.

  • The UK Sun lays out their entire “Brad and Angelina are faking it” case in a long piece today. Included among the reasons why—-She wants even MORE kids, he does not. Brad likes the West Coast, Angelina likes the East Coast. And Brad has been in regular contact with Jennifer Aniston lately. And oh yeah, Angie’s an intellectual and Brad’s a dumbass. [Sun]
  • Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied it up together at the Gramercy Park Hotel last night [Just Jared]
  • It looks as though there really is a Gossip Girl spinoff in the works at CW. [EOnline]
  • Despite rumours on the internets that he’s died 10 times since last Friday, Patrick Swayze is still alive and kicking and he and his wife took this photo to prove it. [Mirror]
  • Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are getting back together AGAIN! [EOnline]
  • Did Keith Urban follow the lead of his perpetually-Botoxed bride and get a round of injections himself? [LaineyGossip]
  • Jazz singer Natalie Cole received a lifesaving kidney transplant this week but her sister died suddenly while she was in the hospital. [Page Six]
  • Law & Order SVU star Mariska Hargitay said that the collapsed lung she recently suffered was the result of a stunt gone wrong. [Daily News]
  • Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey is expecting her fourth child. [Dlisted]
  • Robert DeNiro is a new grandfather to a seven pound baby girl. [Page Six]
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  • ethel-egg-nog
    May 23, 2009 at 1:58 AM

    Brad IS a dumbarse, I thought that was a given.

    ethel-egg-nog

  • Traedig
    May 23, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    Speaking of D-List, I'd love to see Kathy Griffin throw down with any one of them.

    Traedig

  • dearcatastrophecarlos
    May 23, 2009 at 1:11 AM

    Re: Natalie Cole. Her sister is quoted as saying this about her recent kidney translaplant: "She's doing well, and she's going to party like a rock star in no time," Timolin said.

    Party like a Rockstar? LOL Isn't that what got her into this needing a kidney/Hep C mess to begin with. Oh, little sis, wrong choice of words...

    dearcatastrophecarlos

  • SidAndFinancy
    May 23, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    Re Swayze:

    It's like Mark Twain once said: Hello? I'm like not dead,, guys, OK?

  • txori
    May 22, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    @momof3wildkids: i kinda think it's the abnormally clownish red lips. her whole face looks different.

  • rockandhardPL
    May 22, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    I almost found myself asking "is that a baby bump?" when I saw the Angie pic. What has InTouch done to me? Also, Angie is looking like Nicole Kidman strapped a red pillow to her face. Stop the madness, for serious.

    rockandhardPL

  • BookishLookish
    May 22, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    @TableNine: Quit talking about my husband like that, you fascinatin' monster you.

  • Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    May 22, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    For my worst pun nomination, I would write something about the Penn divorce being written in pencil but I'm not finding the correct words.

  • o-line
    May 22, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    Page Six says the DeNiro grandbaby is a boy, not a girl.

    o-line

  • TableNine
    May 22, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    I guess it's true what they say: no matter how hot a woman is, somewhere there's a guy who's sick of her insatiable hunger for more babies.

    TableNine

  • juustuunder
    May 22, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    That's a shit-eating grin if I've ever seen one.

    juustuunder

  • CaptainFantastic
    May 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    Brad looks like The Dude after a haircut in the photo.

  • Freegan
    May 22, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    She looks horrible. He looks like he loves to Party.

    Freegan

  • momof3wildkids
    May 22, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    @madam.margie: Really? He doesn't blow up my skirt whatsoever.

    momof3wildkids

  • momof3wildkids
    May 22, 2009 at 10:46 PM

    I wish Angelina would stop with the botox. She is much prettier when her face doesn't look like her wax figure at Madam Tussaud's.

    momof3wildkids

  • madam.margie
    May 22, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Sean Penn seems like the kind of guy you really hate but can't stop fucking.

  • Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    May 22, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    Though Nicholas is an odd name for a GIRL(?). (DeNiro)

  • DipsyDoodle
    May 23, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    @dearcatastrophecarlos: Ha! You beat me to it.

    DipsyDoodle

  • DipsyDoodle
    May 23, 2009 at 3:38 AM

    @momof3wildkids: My thoughts exactly. In this picture they both look like wax figures.

    DipsyDoodle

  • scouts honor
    May 23, 2009 at 2:57 AM

    I thought Patrick Swayze's wife's name was Lisa. Did he trade her in for a newer model?

    scouts honor

  • ethel-egg-nog
    May 23, 2009 at 2:01 AM

    Though I do take all my knowledge of celebrity intelligence from the shorts I see on E! - so you know, comments / grain of salt, etc.

    ethel-egg-nog

  • what.did.you.just.say.
    May 23, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    @DipsyDoodle:

    I said this on Jezebel: I think she got her nose done. Again. Plus lots of botox and juvederm.

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