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Bilious Fat Prick Attacks Other, Equally Bilious Fat Prick

US radio host Michael Savage was banned from England on account of his vileness, and now he’s calling American radio host and conservative political commentator Rush Limbaugh a “fraud” and a “phony” for not coming to his defence.

After England’s home secretary Jacqui Smith barred Savage from entry for “seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred,” Savage went crying to Hillary Clinton for help. He’s also preparing a defamation suit in England against Smith, and he apparently expects all overweight conservatives to endorse an invasion of England over the outrage. Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly apparently haven’t been amenable, so yesterday he lashed out:

Amongst all of them, [Limbaugh] is the biggest fraud. Rush Limbaugh is a fraud. When he was accused of the drug usage, I supported him. But that man is a one-way street. It’s all about him. He’s in it for nobody but himself.

Limbaugh wasn’t exactly “accused” of drug usage—he copped to it on his radio show and submitted to random drug testing to avoid prosecution. Still, we feel for Savage. Who could have imagined that Limbaugh is so self-involved and uncaring?

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  • unclevanya

    @mizmoose: I'm fat. And gay. I share your disdain over the use of "so gay", but fat is simply fat. What else should it be called?

    Rush is fat, Savage is fat. If they were thin, they wouldn't be fat. Can we at least agree that they're both retards?

  • unclevanya

    @sirjohnoldcastle: It could take years to finish, though.

  • unclevanya

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Is this like the pencil test?

  • Claire Buoyant

    @TabithaIapetus: Learn the difference:
    Michael Savage = micro weiner
    Rush Limbaugh = fat prick

  • momof3wildkids

    Michael Savage is a big weenie. No wonder his real name is Michael Alan Weiner. His world is full of hate and he is an embarrassment to the human race.

    UK showed excellent judgment IMHO. They are fortunate that they can prevent him from spouting off.

    momof3wildkids

  • mizmoose

    Can we please grow up and stop using "fat" as a bad word and an insult? Next you'll say this whole thing is "so gay."

  • sirjohnoldcastle

    They are beginning to eat one another...right on cue

  • Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: We're talking about Rush, here. I think he deserves at least 10 bigs. He could fit 3 in just his left breast.

  • Hands

    Limbaugh wasn't exactly "accused" of drug usage-he copped to it on his radio show and submitted to random drug testing to avoid prosecution.

    You said something nice about Limbaugh? How DO you sleep at night?

  • BookishLookish

    There will always be an England.

  • Scotland

    "Radio host Michael Savage was banned from England" and from the rest of the UK!

    Scotland

  • if_i_only_had_a_heart

    omg. michael savage is hurt hurt hurt hurt that his big big big friend let him down down down

    baw ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha ha ha

  • Aidan_

    Entropic fuckwads don't like going out on a limb to support people, not even their own.

    Wonders never cease.

    Aidan_

  • Fry_Bread_Power

    It's all about him. He's in it for nobody but himself

    This is news to you, Mike?

  • msquared

    bilious... that's a $5 word right there.

  • MrInBetween

    Savage is just figuring this out now?

  • onebadclam

    Your grampa is grumpy.

    onebadclam

  • Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.

    Who could have imagined that Limbaugh is so self-involved and uncaring?

    I read somewhere he cried when his cat died.

    Awwww....euch-ch-ch-chhhhhhh-gak!

    /hairball

  • TabithaIapetus

    I thought Michael Savage was Rush Limbaugh.

    TabithaIapetus

  • Mediahohoho

    Unrequited love sucks, right Mike?

  • Jollity

    I think currently that Jacqui Smith is trolling Michael Savage to stir the drama pot. Naturally, he's falling for it like the giant attention whore that he is. Plus, if he didn't want to come here anyway, what's he bitching about?

    In completely different news, every time I click to reply to particular comments, I'm just taken back up to the top of the page, and with no box under the comment to type in when I scroll down. I expect this is is because of gay marriage or some other kind of debauchery ruining our society.

    Jollity

  • Paul_Is_Drunk

    @mizmoose: I agree with not using gay in a derogatory manner, but I laugh at the notion of fat rights.

    I'm sorry, but the health problems associated with it, having a cure that actually saves you money, and not being something that is an intrinsic value of who someone is, I don't believe it's defendable.

    Before I get attacked for this:

    1) I let myself go in college and ballooned to 235 pounds. It took me a year to get down to 185. I've been there ever since.

    2) It's not purely genetic. The United States is one of the most ethnically diverse populations on the planet, and also the heaviest. The odds of it being do to a massive (no pun intended) influx of the genetically obese -versus- the doubling of both fast food outlets and the percentage of the population that's clinically obese over the last 20 years seems to work out in favor of people eating themselves to obesity.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

  • WretchedGnu

    @friend_of_a_friend: Yeah, "retard" is hardly appropriate. Pretard is more accurate.

    WretchedGnu

  • i'm a bottle

    Michael Savage: Proof that Evil doesn't have to be banal.

    i'm a bottle

  • i'm a bottle

    You wonder whether the man is unbalanced or just evil.

    i'm a bottle

  • franimaljones

    Ohhh, how about a mudwrestling match!! Yipeee!

    Seriously, though. It's a bit over the top for Smith to disallow a DJ. I mean c'mon - place is crawling with Muslim extremist Omam shouting for death to the west!

    franimaljones

  • Mutley

    So is Mike Savage the fat, angry recovering drug addict conservative who hates gays and blacks? Or is he the fat and angry recovering alcoholic conservative who hates gays and blacks?

    Mutley

  • Dot

    @Sproing: Amen, Sproing.

  • Dot

    Just enjoying the mental image of two big, fat, nasty pricks eating each other. It's hideous, but I can't look away.

  • Sproing

    This is a dispute which should be not only encouraged, but armed.

  • nosyparker

    Maybe Rush and Mike will fight it out, and Rush will squish Mike to death, and then eat him, and then die from eating bad meat, and then we'll be rid of both of them!

    A girl can hope.

  • uncivily obedient

    The fact that the man broadcasts his show to 10 million listeners from what appears to be his own livingroom is pretty impressive.

  • WaterTart

    @TabithaIapetus: Michael Savage compulsively refers to himself in the third person. It's like, the one assholish thing Limbaugh doesn't do.

    Everything else is the same.

  • friend_of_a_friend

    @unclevanya: Retard? Really?

    friend_of_a_friend

  • Cygnus_Mal

    @AnnaZed: Losing weight=better health=lower health expenses.

    Also just in general, there nothing wrong with fat being a "bad word". As a person of mass, getting called fat may hurt my feelings, but it's incentive to get back in shape and lose that moniker.

    On the other hand, I do think fat people should take offense to being grouped in with Rush and Savage.

  • Uncle_Billy_Slumming

    @BookishLookish:

  • AnnaZed

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: ... having a cure that actually saves you money ...

    huh?

  • podbaydoor

    I don't know, I don't agree with the man, but to put him on a list of extremists and based on that bar him from entering the country, sounds a very harsh to me. What are they trying to do here? Protect British citizens from him? The Brits had never heard of him, untill this incident, so they are finding out for themselves about him, via his podcasts. Pointless this whole barring.

    podbaydoor

  • podbaydoor

    @WretchedGnu: Fat-tard?

    podbaydoor

  • Paul_Is_Drunk

    @AnnaZed: Dieting. I spent $40 on food per month when I was losing weight in college compared to my normal $200. I didn't even think of health costs.

    @podbaydoor: ;__;

    Paul_Is_Drunk

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