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Area Child Scarred For Life

[Lady Gaga greets a little girl in in Sydney, shortly before flipping her over and playing her like a mandolin; image via INF]

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  • Perhaps Not

    @MattGaymon: Hooray for you.

    Perhaps Not

  • catyd

    @MattGaymon: Good on ya, mate.

    catyd

  • MattGaymon

    The Shrimp and the Barbie

  • Pierster

    Anyone notice that the faces on the two security ID cards are THE SAME GUY? Watch your back, Stefani!

    Pierster

  • Smitros

    "This one will do. Broiled."

  • OMG! Ponies!

    Hello little girl. Do you want to grow up to be a slut like me when you grow up?

  • htotheomo

    I'm pretty sure this is the first time I have seen LG wearing pants in public.

  • TedSez

    Leather, Go! Whoops, That Came Out Wrong. Let Her Go!

  • Perhaps Not

    "See, This is What They Mean When They Say 'Pinch an Inch.' You Want to Be Pretty, Don't You?"

    Perhaps Not

  • SidAndFinancy

    Fears for Spears

  • once

    When you grow up, don't you want to be a celebrity?

    once

  • resipsaloquacious

    "No no, it's a bukkake party, not a birthday party and no these men will not be serving cake. Now get lost."

    resipsaloquacious

  • CaptainFantastic

    American pop star teaches young fans how to "pop a squat" with crotchless hose.

  • LUV_TRUK

    Study: Exposure to Skanks Can Be Harmful to Children.

    LUV_TRUK

  • SidAndFinancy

    Australian Woman of Barrinean Descent Taken Aback When Self-Identification as "Pygmy" Misinterpreted as "Pick Me!"

  • blix

    Exploratory venture into ventriloquism cut short by Australian police.

  • MrInBetween

    Toddler Guesses the Lady's Name Is "Goo-Goo."

  • depardoo

    Extra from "Cruising" Takes Umbrage at Little Girl's Body Language.

    depardoo

  • resipsaloquacious

    Do not be scared little girl, I just vant to see your papers.

    resipsaloquacious

  • TripMcCane

    "...and by the time you're my age my career will have been over for twelve years."

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