An Open Letter To Clare Werbeloff
Readers may be wondering why I haven’t addressed the recent revelation that the CHK CHK BOOM! girl lied to the nation with her account of a shooting in Kings Cross last weekend. The truth is I was too upset about the whole thing to even talk about it.
The lovely Kym from Allure Media (she’s the one who fixes all my mistakes and makes this website a thousand times better than it would be if left in my drunken hands) emailed me Monday morning about Clare Werbeloff and said “I don’t know about you, but my childish naivety (and weekend) was completely shattered by the news Chk Chk Boom bogan was a liar. It’s a sad day, indeed.”
YES IT IS.
Which leads me to this…
Dear Clare Werbeloff,
On behalf of The Internet, let me just say how thoroughly disappointed I am in you. The Internet will tolerate many things in its pursuit of LULZ – mild racism, inappropriate one liners, rebelling against the TOO SOON rule when it comes to recent tragedies – but there’s one thing we will not accept, and that’s being taken for a ride by an attention seeking young lady hellbent on getting her fifteen minutes of fame.
Worse than your lies is the fact that one of my favourite YouTube clips is now completely unfunny.
You’ve let us all down, Clare. Also, you are the kind of person who drapes themselves in the Australian flag at music festivals. You’ve broken my heart.
Yours,
Betrayed of Brunswick.
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Boy oh boy, “Betrayed of Brunswick” needs to loosen-up. Clare Werbeloff demomstrated she’s got great comedy timing, she’s open about her intentions, and seems like an open, nice girl. I detect a mix of jealousy, pent-up anger from many of those leftie-luvvies who enjoy being the PC Stasi, looking to control the thoughts and speech of ordinary Australians. Well I guess Clare gave your come-uppance this time, and her popularity infuriates you even more. Get over yourself.
Jess, have another drink, you probably won’t remember all this tomorrow morning.
Kim from Alure -”my childish naivety (and weekend) was completely shattered” well it’s probably time you grew up anyway. Remedy, like jess, have another drink, don’t take yourself so seriously.
Betrayed of Brunswick – do you have a soap bubble heart.
What is wrong with showing national pride at a music festival.
Gosh it’s hard to be anglo saxon these days.
@ world wise,
Hmmm…..I think someone doesn’t understand sarcasm.
‘Had a hinkling that C.W. was fibbing: but what I really want to know is whether actually does have a friend named after a waterfowl …
(Not that it isn’t a lovely name, etc.)
Gah! She also appears to have a Southern Cross tattooed on her foot.
In the words of World wise: it’s hard to be anglo saxon these days.
Isn’t it just?! Forced to accept other cultures as of equal importance as our own! Forced to not be racist fuckos! Will these injustices NEVER END?!
Charlotte – Racism is a word only describing whites, right, right, yeah right.
Great to see a young Australian with a sense of fun and humour not intimidated by p.c.b.s.
@Worldwise:
“Gosh it’s hard to be anglo saxon these days.”
Thank you for reminding us all just how difficult it is to be a middle class white male in this day and age. The struggles! The injustice! How do you cope?! Advertisers don’t listen to you! Politicians don’t suck up to you! What a poor, sweet maligned group.
I feel your pain, anglo saxon. I. Feel. Your. Pain.
To Wordwise (the skip)
Werbeloff is hardly an anglo saxon name. In any event, the top left hand corner of the aussie flag is just as much as much celtic than anglo saxon.
Oh dear, looks like world wise can’t see sarcasm when it hits him in the face.
Only thing worse than an internet fraud? An internet fraud with a southern cross tattoo and a Ralph contract.
Never suspected so many conservatives read Defamer. Did Bolta link to this item or something?
Homer Simpson what? “I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me — no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”
Don’t know about you, but i could sure go some Nuts ‘n Gum right about now.
Can’t we all pretend Clare’s little lies add to the whole story? Let’s not forget the drunken kids interviewed after her…some kind of commentary on what happens if you dip your toe in the social waters of Kings Cross at 3am on a Saturday? One of the yoof described the gun as ‘awesome’ for crissakes.
Awesome.
I really don’t understand why people are upset that she made it up!
There is *no way* it was a calculated effort on her behalf to conjure up the sort of reception that she received. Who has that kind of foresight?
I have absolutely no time for calculated internet memes / social media wank that are becoming more widespread over the last few years (e.g. ‘the man in the jacket’…ugh), but this was gold, regardless of whether it was a factual account or not!
However, I have no interest in hearing *anything* about or from Clare Werbeloff, aside from the video in question. The less-than-deserved ‘celebrity’ that comes with this sort of thing is indeed an unfortunate side-effect.
This ugly looking hag is scatty(see definition of scat)who would look good in a nz motel room with an buch of footy players
What the hell is going on with you ppl (NOT TO MENTION THE MEDIA)??? There are so many things going on in this world esp THIS COUNTRY not to mention the problem financially…crime rate increasing etc, etc, etc..and all you ppl can talk about is some dumb bimbo (rat face) who is looking for fame “WHO LIED” and took advantage of such unfortunate event?? Geeezzz WAKE UP!!! I am disgusted from all this.
PPL finding humor in tragedies.. how sad.. imagine if that guy was your own brother and Clare did this to your family…. just imagine…
All a bit of a laugh really… but I agree with Conz and taken in context there are laws in Aus about misrepresentation of facts about criminal activities. But we all love a diversion and the internet gives the looney tunes of this world a place to dump and vent their particular brand of stupidity…
The world is now seen and reported very much through the eyes of vacuous, immature, inexperienced and dumb ‘Twitters’, ‘Facers’, ‘Beboers’and all other versions of instant messaging that don’t allow for quality or verification of events…
How come no one is talking how ridiculous Jake’s (the “you’ve seen enough guy”) frien is when he says that seeing someone shot was “awesome”?! That guy almost trumped the lies and racist remark for me. What kind of idiot says that witnessing someone being shot is “awesome”?
Dont apologise on my behalf Betrayed of Brunswick I have nothing to apologise for. Welcome to the digital age…oh, and get a life Betrayed of Brunswick….
I have a good idea to deal with Clare..”Chk Chk Boom!”
Only /b/tards may use the world LULZ.
hahhahaa, you’re just disappointed because you got taken for a ride.
i only heard about it and saw it when she was on ACA, and i thought what a legend.
channel 9 reporters (or whoever was in charge of the story) didn’t do their job and they got taken for a massive ride. they chose to play the footage of the sensationalist “eyewitness” account as told by the good looking girl, and as it turns out she got them good.
really how hard is it to ask someone else what happened and then think “oh, her story wasn’t quite right…” when an actual witness recounts a radically different story? really, all the blame should be on the media. now you’d best ask yourself – how many other stories should you be questioning?!!
she was much too nice about it as well. me? i would have been more like “hahhhaa #@$! dumb media – that’s what you get for not verifying your story”.
i hope some good can come from this for her.
getting ready for town i found $100 strangely in my wallet i drove in , was picked up speeding & fined $100 ! this was since i’d accepted that all humans will finally enjoy endless life thanx only to ‘jesus’ so i take it to be angelic endorsement luv ken hood b/t/w as we expected , john howards abolition of gun ownership only succeded in only criminals having guns
Go Clare!
Clare is a savant who hoaxed the ziocreeps: The media that presided over the disarming of law-abiding Australian citizens so that they could, no doubt, more readily enjoy the treasures of forced immigration such as the spectacle of gun-toting “wogs” turning the country into a turd-world nightmare.
Go Clare!
I know you ziotards and goyllibles just hate the fact that Clare is snappy, smart, and pretty and instinctively called a spade a spade while you sat whipped on your couches in a media-induced trance. It just burns you up that she didn’t imbibe enough Diversity pablum, Holyhoax tales, and the accompanying media threats and intimidation. Marxist Aussie functionaries and their dupes all over the country are wondering: Hasn’t some law or other been broken?
Will you try to wring her free spirit out of her with “hate-speech” lawsuits and who knows what other types of harassment construed as legal justice?
Time will tell.
Go beautiful and gracious Clare!
In case you would like to know what Australia will look like after a generation or two of media attacks on Free Thinking, Free Speech and Free Assembly:
http://deathofjohannesburg.blogspot.com/
Please prepare for A Living Hell.
James, get out of the wardrobe and return to your bed. There is no place called Narnia.
We are all ‘ziotards’ now? Is that some sort of Jewish costume, similar to spandex, that was worn during exercise workouts in the 1980’s? If thats the case, then you are nothing but a big dirty leg warmer. So there!
I’m an old fart, but Chk Chk Boom has had me laughing every time I think of her. She is a natural. A very attractive personality and also good looking.
The off the top of the head ad lib about the conversation of the two people involved was priceless. She is a ready made actress. When I saw the 9 interview, I was sold, she has no tickets on herself, she doesn’t need them.
Loosen up you lot, she only misled the paparazzi, she told it like it was to the police.
Clare Webaloff you are a breath of fresh air and Good Luck to you.
Chk Chk Boom Chick Left 4 Dead
Remember the parable about the boy who cried wolf? This is the machinima parody of the girl who cried chk chk boom. A fitting end?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SO4dsP3Khk
Get over it, dickhead.